WHAT's a GOOSE this is not a joke I'm serious!?

Answer 1

What makes you serious while asking for a "Goose". Want a golden goose?

Answer 2

Seriously?? Its a bird,, waterfowl to be exact.

There are many types of geese..
Wild geese
and Domestic type farm geese

Geese are geese and they are not mixes of 2 other kinds of birds like ducks and swans..

Geese mate for life and will not select a new mate or breed with a different mate unless the other mate is killed.

Wild Migratory Geese migrate the same route every year , the route they were shown as a youth by thier parents.. and usually return to thier birth place in spring.

Geese poop on average 1 time every 10-15 minutes...

Its not good to feed wild geese.. Never try to catch a wild goose.. Its not only illegal but a wild goose is strong enough to break bones in a human arm.

A gooses bones are hollow and porous.. This makes them light weight for flight
Imagine what a dry loofah looks like
They have a 4 chambered heart like humans and many air sacs located through out the body.. they are extremely efficient at oxygenting for long flights.

Geese are good indicators of the enviromental health where they live... healthy geese usually mean good water etc...

Geese do NOT have a sphincter muscle and so can not be litter box trained or trained like a dog to go in one place or wait.. when they have to go they go...

Geese do not have teeth but do have a tongue.They have ridges on the edges of the bill that act like a sieve to filter out edible material in the water when they go along the bottom of a pond, lake or river.

A goose bite can break skin open and if they feel threatened or are cornered where they can not fly off they will attack and may not back off either.. You do not want to tangle with an angry Goose!

There you goo
Goose facts

Wismom

Answer 3

goose  /gus/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[goos] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, plural geese for 1, 2, 4, 8, 11; goos‧es for 5–7; verb, goosed, goos‧ing.

–noun 1. any of numerous wild or domesticated, web-footed swimming birds of the family Anatidae, esp. of the genera Anser and Branta, most of which are larger and have a longer neck and legs than the ducks.
2. the female of this bird, as distinguished from the male, or gander.
3. the flesh of a goose, used as food.
4. a silly or foolish person; simpleton.
5. Slang. a poke between the buttocks to startle.
6. Informal. anything that energizes, strengthens, or the like: to give the economy a badly needed goose.
7. a tailor's smoothing iron with a curved handle.
8. an obsolete board game played with dice and counters in which a player whose cast falls in a square containing the picture of a goose is allowed to advance double the number of his or her throw.
–verb (used with object) 9. Slang. to poke (a person) between the buttocks to startle.
10. Informal. a. to prod or urge to action or an emotional reaction: The promise of time off may goose the workers and increase profits.
b. to strengthen or improve (often fol. by up): Let's goose up the stew with some wine.
c. to increase; raise (often fol. by up): to goose up government loans in weak industries.
d. to give a spurt of fuel to (a motor) to increase speed.

—Idiom11. cook someone's goose, Informal. to ruin someone's hopes, plans, chances, etc.: His goose was cooked when they found the stolen gems in his pocket.


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[Origin: bef. 1000; ME gose, goos, OE gōs (pl. gēs); c. G Gans, ON gās; cf. Skt haṅsa, Gk chn, L ānser]

—Related forms
gooselike, adjective
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.0.1)
Based on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2006.

Answer 4

If you goose someone on the bum, now that's fowl. :*)

goos·es : a poke between the buttocks

goose : a female goose as distinguished from a gander

1goose+1goose = geese
1goose=1goose = 2 gooses on thee bum

Answer 5

looks sorta like a swan. they fly in V formation and go south during the winter, and make a honking noise. the plural is "geese".

hope i helped.

Answer 6

it's a type of large bird...it's kind of like a cross between a duck and a swan, if that helps.

Answer 7

It's a lagre bird. That swims.

Answer 8

When you pinch someone in the buttocks.

Answer 9

It can also mean sneaking up on someone & grabbing their bum.

Answer 10

1. a bird
2. when someone touches your bum