World War III.
The US has succeeded in building a super computer able
to solve any military strategic or tactical problem.
Military leaders are assembled in front of the new machine
& instruct a difficult tactical problem into it.
They describe the critical situation to the computer & then
type in the pivotal question:
“ATTACK OR RETREAT?”
The computer hums away for a second & comes up with the answer:
“YES.”
Stupified, the generals look at each other.
???
One general says to another,
“Ask the computer again, it must be confused.”
The general types in:
“YES WHAT?”
The computer takes a little longer this time & the military leaders
put their faces up against the monitor.
The computer responds:
“YES SIR! GENERAL SIR!”
2006-10-30 17:02:58 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gotta love automation
2006-10-30 17:12:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL. They are only as good as the programming! LOL.
We should all be very aware of the danger this world is in, though, and truly pray for peace.
2006-10-31 23:28:27 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thus proving that a computer is only as smart as the one who programs it. If all else fails, SALUTE!
Meanwhile, true SMART bombs come equpped with ONSTAR and while Indians used to communicate with tomtoms, we now have TOMTOMs that communicate with us. Isn't progress marvelous?
2006-10-31 01:14:08 · answer #3 · answered by Carlton73 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That has nothing to do with the undeniable World War lll
2006-10-31 01:06:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i got a better one. listen to this you will laugh your a.s.s offf.
so president bush says "North Korea if you don't disarm your nuclear weapons we will attack"
north korean pres says " Pres bush, if you don't stick your nose out of my business you will be my first victim"
pres bush says " ohh yea well if you don't disarm i will send in troops to northkorea and all hell will break loose"
north korean pres says " oh yea, well if you send in your troops i will expose your secret to the world, that you're an ALIEN"
HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THAT JOKE IT IS SOOO FUNNY,
2006-10-31 01:08:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
funny
2006-10-31 02:36:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-10-31 02:23:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good. I laughed.
2006-10-31 01:13:24 · answer #8 · answered by kamaole3 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is so funny
2006-10-31 01:08:11 · answer #9 · answered by gitsliveon24 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cute...LOL.
2006-10-31 01:05:22 · answer #10 · answered by chrstnwrtr 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋