A married couple is driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the wife gets out, picks it up,
and brings it into the car.
She says, "Look, it's shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?"
Her husband replies, "Put it between your legs to keep it warm."
She asks, "What about the smell?"
He replies, "Hold it's nose."
2006-10-30 16:59:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry folks.
Yahoo deleted my Vampire dating joke. Said it was chatting, not a question.
2006-10-30 17:01:17 · update #1
Yahoo did it again. This time they deleted the "Do You Know This Blonde Teenage Girl?" joke that I just posted a day or so ago, because of "Adult Content".
I think that the people that already answered the Questions get to keep their points.
2006-10-31 09:16:26 · update #2
LOL. That bad, huh? LOL.
So, they are still at it, cher?
2006-10-31 10:31:06 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one, but a little on the nasy side of the husband.
It's a shame that yahoo can't get that deleting thing straightened out. It is ruining alot of good jokes from being seen.
2006-11-01 00:19:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard about the deletion, faulty policing of YA; blame goes to those airhead users who raised the report on ur wampire; probably the wampire was a YA user
2006-10-30 19:52:50 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-09 00:11:09 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's disgusting and highly offensive to women, but hilariously funny!
2006-10-30 17:02:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-10-30 17:00:52 · answer #6 · answered by ebonyruffles 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats just wrong man.. lol
2006-10-30 17:00:03 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's funny!! =)
2006-10-30 17:01:26 · answer #8 · answered by ~lil' ghetto azn kid~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny
2006-10-30 17:09:52 · answer #9 · answered by tiff 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... that is very funny indeed...
2006-10-30 20:28:35 · answer #10 · answered by Com Nerd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋