When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad...
IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK........You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON.......You get three meals a day.
AT WORK........You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON.......You get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK........You get rewarded for good behaviour with more work.
IN PRISON.......A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK........You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON........You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.........You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON.......You get your own toilet.
AT WORK........You have to share.
IN PRISON.......They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK........You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON.......All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK........You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON.......You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK........You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON......There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK.......They are called supervisors.
IN PRISON.......You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
AT WORK........You get fired if you get caught.
NOW GET BACK TO WORK!
2006-10-30 16:48:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-10-30 16:49:01 · update #1
LOL.I love this, thanks for my next BLOG.
2006-10-30 16:50:32 · answer #1 · answered by TJ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i do no longer probable watch television that a lot, yet i'm going to do what i'm able to lol secret existence of the yankee teen 9/10 Skins 10/10 as quickly as Upon A Time 7-8/10 incredibly Little Liars 9.5/10 teen Wolf 10/10 Glee (i ended staring at After Like 4 Seasons) 7/10 kinfolk guy 8/10 The Boondocks 9/10 Degrassi 8.5/10 Switched At beginning 9/10 The Fosters 8-9/10 Dance mothers 8/10
2016-10-21 00:55:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOW GET BACK TO WORK MIRANDA,come up with some good jokes girlie.There getting boring hmmmm.
2006-10-30 20:11:57 · answer #3 · answered by Jocko 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious. My husband works as a jailor, so he would get a real kick out of this. Unless he tore it to pieces with technicalities...lol. But it sure hits home for us business folks...lol.
2006-10-30 16:58:47 · answer #4 · answered by Laura 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
(-_-")
LOL. I never knew that there are so much things i can do i prison...
Thanks for the Joke!Peace!
2006-10-30 21:10:45 · answer #5 · answered by Dark SOuL 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-31 00:53:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha........very funny........n now let mi tell sumthin..... wat r u waiting 4 go behind the bars.......if u r @ work u make yourself unhappy but when u buy things 4 your family members they become happy..........When u r inside the bar, u r happy but make your loved ones unhappy....................so now which is better?????????being selfish?????? I don think so...................
2006-10-30 18:57:04 · answer #7 · answered by Rina 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-30 18:38:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good compare ration
2006-10-30 19:17:29 · answer #9 · answered by 1111 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
8^)
2006-10-30 17:07:08 · answer #10 · answered by porky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats true.LOL
2006-10-30 16:52:14 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋