Passing Drug Tests?

Question

I need to pass a drug test, and I know I shouldn't have smoked marijauna in the first place so spare me that lecture. I was just wondering what kind of tricks or whatever I could do to pass the drug test...thanks

Answer 1

depending on your use, you may not need a cleanser. if you don't normally smoke, say once or twice a month than it should be out of your system within a week or less. If you smoke regularly, then go to GNC and get a cleanser. They cost about $40, but I have used them 3 or 4 times and they have always worked.

Answer 2

That's easy - and don't worry I'll spare you the lecture cuz I've been in the same boat myself. Go to your neighborhood smoke shop and get a shake or some pills. The brand that works best for me is Royal Flush and I highly recommend the pills. Each time I have used the shake, I have had to choke it down. You can't smoke for 48 hours prior to the test and you take the pills an hour before the test. Drink lots of water, but not more than 32 oz, and pee a few times; take the test and you'll be fine! I have used it and passed 3 times, no failures! Good luck!

Answer 3

I've got a sure fire method that is guaranteed to work! I've passed about 5 drug tests using this method. But it only works on pot, not meth, coke, or any of those other stupid drugs. Those GNC drinks work but they're so expensive! Follow my instructions and I guarantee you'll pass.
-go to a grocery/retail store and buy something called "liquid pectin". It'll be down by where they sell the stuff to MAKE homemade jams, jellies, and pickles. I know for sure Wal-Mart carries it.
-Night before drug test mix one package of liquid pectin in a big bottle of water. It'll taste sort of nasty, but drink the whole thing. Fill up the empty bottle just water and keep on drinking until you feel like you can't drink anymore. Try to pee at least once befor you go to bed.
-Morning of test mix one package of liquid pectin in a big bottle of water. Drink the whole thing and refill the bottle with just water and keep drinking until you're ready to take the test.

I've done this two hours before taking a drug test and passed, even though I smoked the night before! Most of my friends swear by it! I don't know how it works, but it does! Good luck braddah.

Answer 4

I know of a way that you could possibly pass ANY drug test.

STOP DOING DRUGS ! sooner or later it will catch up on ya.