Mrs. O'Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin, and coming in the opposite direction was Father Rafferty.
“Hello,” said the Father, “and how are you Mrs. O'Donovan? Didn't I marry you two years ago?”
She replied, “That you did, Father.”
The priest asked, “And are there any little ones yet?”
“No, not yet Father,” said she.
“Well, now, I'm going to Rome next week, and I'll light a candle for you.”
“Thank you, Father.” And away she went.
A few years later they met again. “Well, now, Mrs. O'Donovan,” said the Father, “how are you?”
"Oh, very well,” said she.
“And tell me,” he said, “Have you any little ones yet?”
“Oh yes, Father. I've had three sets of twins, and four singles -- ten in all.”
“Now isn't that wonderful,” he said. “And how is your lovely husband?”
“Oh,” she said, “he's gone to Rome to blow out the damn candle!”
2006-10-30 15:59:59 · 9 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol Oh that was so good. I am still laughing. You are one of the best joke tellers on here. Thanks.
2006-11-01 00:25:13 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that was so funny. At first it seemed a little dull, but towards the end it picked up. That's the best i've heard in ages .
Thankyou for sharing it !!!
2006-10-31 00:58:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's great. Love the Chrisitan humor jokes. Especially when they are in good taste.
Thanks
2006-10-31 00:21:24 · answer #3 · answered by Ronnie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very good i liked that one he'd wanna hurry up & blow the candle out before it's too late lol
2006-10-31 00:04:01 · answer #4 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Seems to me they need to be putting a stop to something besides that candle's flame! LOL.
2006-10-31 18:13:39 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-31 00:20:38 · answer #6 · answered by chris r 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don;t get it. ARen't priests celebate?
2006-10-31 00:02:35 · answer #7 · answered by Foss 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha good like always my frnd
2006-10-31 21:30:24 · answer #8 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha!
2006-10-31 00:46:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋