I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
2006-10-30 15:24:46 · 10 answers · asked by ghettogal12k 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The answer is NO
Just look at the last line.. can you guess the riddle??
2006-10-30 15:30:30 · answer #1 · answered by Valkrye 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TIME
The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.
The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.
As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs
As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush
As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh
As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel
As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter
As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine
As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.
As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.
2006-10-30 23:28:44 · answer #2 · answered by diamonds_are_love 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Presure
2006-10-31 01:17:59 · answer #3 · answered by Alexandria R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Make over.
2006-10-30 23:28:43 · answer #4 · answered by linguini11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To answer your last question: No.
But I think it's because your riddle makes no sense, cause I'm quite bright.
2006-10-30 23:27:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK. so what the hell is the real answer. lord. this is the 3rd time i saw this.
is it bull crap.
2006-10-30 23:28:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
air
2006-10-30 23:26:20 · answer #7 · answered by odandme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no. seems like a mixture of different things.
2006-10-30 23:52:22 · answer #8 · answered by san_pellegrino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The person we all want...or want to be.
2006-10-30 23:26:15 · answer #9 · answered by shaydn e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats hard. i dont knoww! tell me!
2006-11-01 21:07:08 · answer #10 · answered by meg *__* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋