A young bride was scouring the aisles of the supermarket. Up and down each aisle she went, then started over again. The store manager noticed this and went over to her.
"Can I help you find something, miss?" he asked.
"I's Mrs.!", she said proudly, "I just got married."
"Congratulations, " said the manager. "What can I help you find?" "Scratch," she replied.
"Scratch?" he asked, "Is that a new cleanser or something?"
"No silly," she replied brightly. "My husband told me that his mother made everything from scratch, so I need to find some!"
2006-10-30 13:41:48 · 13 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha HA this one must have left the store maneger scrthing his head!!!!What a dumb ***!!!!I feel sorry for her husband!!!!!
2006-10-30 13:52:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scratch in cooking means is homemade not out of the box but buying all the ingredients Then cooking the food
2006-10-30 13:44:25 · answer #2 · answered by ando ciompa 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dear God! Have you been following my wife? If it doesn't end in Helper or if you can't eat it after adding boiling water, she can't cook it.
2006-10-30 14:11:17 · answer #3 · answered by jbsim75 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha hah
2006-10-30 13:55:32 · answer #4 · answered by Lola 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That a good one lol
2006-10-30 13:50:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. I love that.
Did you make it up or did you here it somewhere?
Ruby Red Rose
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2006-10-30 13:47:46 · answer #6 · answered by ruby red rose @>-'-,-- 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats horrible
2006-10-30 13:43:29 · answer #7 · answered by sb13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FuNnY.
2006-10-30 13:43:45 · answer #8 · answered by *~JeS~* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. thats cute.
2006-10-30 13:43:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
home made ingrediants
2006-10-30 13:43:13 · answer #10 · answered by unicornslayer184 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋