A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
2006-10-30 11:15:52 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This joke is not to offende any woman out ther, by all means I am a woman too!!!
It is simply for lol purpuses only!!!
2006-10-30 11:42:33 · update #1
hehe........
2006-10-30 11:16:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-10-30 19:19:59 · answer #2 · answered by BAJ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you her about the 57 year old virgin woman that never liked flys? Until she open one on the pants of a 22 year male biker.
2006-10-30 19:20:52 · answer #3 · answered by schlepp 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Cute.
2006-10-30 19:16:59 · answer #4 · answered by ฿└ΛÇκ ĦΘŁỀ ŞЏП 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it is a sexist joke. not funny. it continues the myth that women talk on the phone longer than men -- in general, and that is not true. lol.
2006-10-30 19:35:35 · answer #5 · answered by s t 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Great one.
2006-10-30 21:09:43 · answer #6 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-30 19:21:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe nice one
2006-10-30 19:18:19 · answer #8 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey im offendeed
2006-10-31 11:26:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats great
2006-10-30 20:15:00 · answer #10 · answered by italiana mocha 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
must try and remember that one, loved it.
2006-10-30 21:06:28 · answer #11 · answered by glasgow girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋