A man sitting in a bar asks the bartender, "hey what's that huge jar of change for?" the bartender replies "oh that's for anyone who can pass a certain test" so the man asks what it involves and the bartender says "first you have to drink 3 pitchers of beer and go into this first room where there is a pit bull with one bad tooth that you have to pull out then you have to go in this next room and make love to this 80 year old woman" So the guy figures what the heck, so he downs the 3 pitchers of beer goes into first room with the pit bull, the door closes there's growling, biting, scratching yelling and mayhem going in in there. The guy finally comes out with his clothes all ripped to shreds and cuts all over his body and he asks the bartender, "ok now where's the old lady with the bad tooth?"
2006-10-30
11:13:49
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