One day a poor farmer doesn't have anything to give his son for his birthday. So he gives his only son a duck because that's all he had and tells him to go into town to see what he can get for it. The first person he sees is a hooker, he goes up to her and says says "its my birthday and all I have is this duck" she replied that she felt so sentimental about birthday's so they had sex. She was so impressed by him that she offered to let him keep the duck if they could have sex again, so he agreed. On the way home the duck suddenly flew out of the boys arms and gets hit by a beer truck and the driver feels bad for the kid so he gives him 2 dollars. When the kid got home his dad asked "well how'd you make out?" he replied "well I got a duck for a ****, a **** for a duck and 2 bucks for a ****** up duck."
2006-10-30 10:54:38 · 31 answers · asked by Jeremy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was brilliant im emailing it to a friend
2006-10-30 10:57:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi! i like it! Now, mine. Mrs Jones is going to her pharmacist and asks for some arsenic. Pharmacist says "Mrs. Jones, you recognize i won't be able to grant you arsenic. that could be a poison and that is illegitimate to sell it." the ladies human beings exhibits him a image of the Pharmacists spouse and Mr. Jones in mattress, bare. The pharmacist says" nicely, i did no longer comprehend you had a prescription!"
2016-12-16 16:50:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, awesome
2006-10-30 10:56:03 · answer #3 · answered by julieanthony469 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe very nice one!! couldnt see the f word anyways lmao
2006-10-30 10:59:52 · answer #4 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only offensive "F" word I can think of is: FAT!!!!
This one is f'in funny. Ha, ha, ha.
2006-10-30 11:10:39 · answer #5 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i liked that one, not gonna tell it in the pub when im drunk tho, probably f*ck the punchline up!!
GET A LIFE CPR_DUMMY!!! IT'S A JOKE!!
2006-10-30 10:58:39 · answer #6 · answered by cheryl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny-thanks for the laugh!
2006-10-30 10:57:38 · answer #7 · answered by cassiepiehoney 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-30 11:04:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg.. keep the jokes comming.. that was hillarious.. lol good one
2006-10-30 10:58:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know why u won't get offended
2006-10-30 10:58:40 · answer #10 · answered by clairekansas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋