TWO MARRIED BUDDIES ARE OUT DRINKING ONE NIGHT,WHEN ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, YOU KNOW, I DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO.WHENEVER I GO HOME AFTER WEVE BEEN OUT DRINKING I TURN THE HEADLIGHTS
OFF, BEFORE IGET TO THE DRIVEWAY,I SHUTT OF THE ENGINE AND COAST INTO THE GARAGE.. I TAKE OF MY SHOES BEFORE I GO IN THE HOUSE, I SNEAK UP THE STAIURS , I GET UNDRESSED IN THE BATHROOM, IEASE INTO BED AND MY WIFE STILL WAKES UP AND YELLS OUT ME OR STAYING OUT SO LATE!! ......... HIS BUDDY LOOKS AT HIM AND SAYS , WELL YOUR OBVIOUSLY TAKING THE WRONG APPROACH, I SCREECH INTO THE DRIVEWAY,,SLAM THE DOOR,STORM UP THE STEPS, THROW MY SHOES IN THE CLOSET, JUMP INTO BED, RUBB MY HANDS ON MY WIFES ***, AND SAY,, HOW ABOUT A ********??..... AND SHES ALWAYS SOUND ASLEEP....
2006-10-30 10:44:43 · 40 answers · asked by madmarie35 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
AHAHAHAHAHA- Good one !!
2006-10-30 10:49:08 · answer #1 · answered by chuckles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like my Ex Wife to a Tee
2006-10-30 12:56:09 · answer #2 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good and a big thumbs up to ya
2006-10-30 21:27:22 · answer #3 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent joke, very funny, and nice pic by the way.
2006-10-31 00:21:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty true to life and funny. If only your spelling was better.
2006-10-30 10:51:46 · answer #5 · answered by Tracker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some things never change with age :)
2006-10-30 10:54:07 · answer #6 · answered by Elaine814 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a really old joke.i saw that on ebaumsworld.com 5 years ago
2006-10-30 10:47:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They should switch wives. One needs a good one, and the other needs more then one.
2006-10-30 10:51:20 · answer #8 · answered by kasar777 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does, *** and ********?? mean.
I was following the story line up to that point but hope she does not snore too loudly for you!
2006-10-30 11:54:20 · answer #9 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmslll brilliant thank for the laugh
2006-10-30 10:49:01 · answer #10 · answered by lady_luck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...I liked that 1. SOOO TRUE!! I'll be sure to pass that around...Thanx
2006-10-30 10:48:32 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋