Are you out of luck?

Question

Paddy and Mick go to a pub for a drink and see a sign saying, "Buy a double whiskey and get a chance of free sex." They both buy a double then ask the barman how to get the sex.
"It's simple," the barman says... "I think of a number between one and ten, and if you can guess what it is, you get laid."
"Okay," says Paddy, "I'll guess three."
"Sorry," says the barman, "You're out of luck."
Next day the pair return and again, Paddy tries his luck at the free sex quiz...he guesses four.
"Sorry," says the barman. "Better luck next time."
Next day the pair come back and Paddy guesses, two.
"Sorry," says the barman. "Wrong again."
Paddy turns to Mick and says, "Ya" know I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged."
"Oh no," says Mick. "My wife tried it last week and she won three times." :)

'haroula' sorry, no more this evening - Yahoo only allow 10 jokes per day :( I'll be back tomorrow. (\(*;*)

Answer 1

I take it that the Irish are not too good at tests then fidgety!!
Remind me of this one.
Mr Smith and Mr O'Casey were put in a room to do a written test as part of a job interview.Afterwards the employer announced:You both got nine out of ten,and you both got the same question wrong.But I'm giving the job to Mr Smith on account of his answer to the question he got wrong.
"That's not fair ," protested O'Casey."How can his wrong answer be any better than mine?"
The employer replied wearily:"Because to question seven.Mr Smith's answer was"I don't know." And yours Mr O'Casey was "Neither do I."

Answer 2

Funny

Answer 3

Sorry, but you'd think the barman would have a wife, wouldn't you??? (OK, so it's a good joke, I know I've just spoiled it!!!).

Answer 4

Now thats a joke LMAO

Answer 5

funny

Answer 6

hehehe funny lol

Answer 7

lol that is good very funny

Answer 8

Lol

Answer 9

lol gopod one

Answer 10

hehe luvly ;]