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He doesn't bring her any more raisins in.
He told her "Coz my rabbit died Miss"

2006-10-30 09:56:24 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

23 answers

Good thing he didn't have a pet elephant then! lol

2006-10-30 10:03:50 · answer #1 · answered by nettyone2003 6 · 2 0

Excellent!!! Heres another school one. A teacher was going round the class one day asking all the kids what their parent's did for a living. After all the usual answers she gets to little Johnny " So Johnny what does your father do for a living?" Johnny replies "My Dad's dead miss." "Oh, I am sorry to hear that." says the teacher "And what did he do before he died?" to which Johnny replies "Turned blue and fell off his chair miss!"

2006-10-30 18:02:43 · answer #2 · answered by wattie 3 · 1 0

Did the teach still give your son the bags of Brazil nuts after she had sucked the chocolate off?

2006-10-30 18:00:52 · answer #3 · answered by Clive 6 · 0 0

Ha ha, Kinda like Easter presents.

2006-10-30 18:09:40 · answer #4 · answered by Keanu 4 · 1 0

Maybe that's why I don't like raisins...lol

2006-10-30 18:10:25 · answer #5 · answered by vball_chik 2 · 1 0

great - remind me not to accept raisins from school kids!!! lol

2006-10-30 17:59:00 · answer #6 · answered by crafty ails 2 · 1 0

ok Tony funny but poor bunny LMAO

2006-10-31 05:37:27 · answer #7 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1 0

and i thought raisins were flys with their wings and feet pulled off and rabbit poo was nesquick cereal..............guess i was wrong ehh??

2006-10-30 18:02:07 · answer #8 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 1 0

Bet the bunny had a beard too!!!

2006-10-30 17:59:13 · answer #9 · answered by SUPER-GLITCH 6 · 0 1

lmao eurgh

2006-10-30 18:20:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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