I eyed up God's missus,
I took her out to lunch,
We made love on a sandy beach,
I'd bought along a chocolate swiss roll,
We had half each,
I looked at the sky,
It was heavier than it had ever been,
I looked at God's missus,
She was the horniest I had ever seen...erm, her,
Bud bud ding ding two-ninety nine,
We had a roast chicken dinner and a glass or white wine,
She chewed my lip,
I took offence,
I left her there in the heat and the stench.
2006-10-30 09:51:30 · 6 answers · asked by tjyf j 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow.
I guess it's weird
Really don't like cursing in poems.
Still pretty cool
Congrats!
2006-10-30 09:54:39 · answer #1 · answered by idontknowsquat 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Awful
2006-10-30 17:53:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i give u a 0 pervert
2006-10-30 17:53:37 · answer #3 · answered by r.d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
- 10 i don't care for it but keep trying!
2006-10-30 17:53:41 · answer #4 · answered by anyways_fukitol 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it only ryhem
2006-10-30 18:11:51 · answer #5 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh?
2006-10-30 18:22:15 · answer #6 · answered by nubnluvr1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋