I have some of them right here. A collection from the posts I made in here:
Question: "Can you show me your God?"
Christian answers:
1. You can't see the air can you? (air is provable and testable, you can even measure and weigh air).
2. You can't see your brain can you? ( In an x-ray you can)
3. Prove to me he doesn't exist (oxymoron statement, you cannot prove fairies don't exist, they don't exist due to NO PROOF)
4. You are going to hell!!!! (One of my personal favorites...lol)
Can you think of anymore you might have heard or seen?
2006-10-30 09:29:56 · 22 answers · asked by Production S 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh look, Angel of Music gave you a good one.
2006-10-30 09:33:59 · answer #1 · answered by Girl Wonder 5 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Can you bottle love? Can you actually show the chemicals jumping out from one person to another when they express it? Say a boyfriend helps his girlfriend by supporting her thru her hard times and being there for her. She is encouraged because she knows in her heart cuz he's been showing her that he is there. Is there an actual invisible chemical we dont see? Hmm no its the expression that we can understand even as a baby, that is how God shows me that he exists. Hmm I guess actions do speak louder than words.
2006-10-30 17:58:34 · answer #2 · answered by AlwaysLaughing 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you forgot the most common. "I just know."
the air one is my favorite.
I read it as "you cant see the air, but you know its there."
just classic.
godsbaker that is the funniest thing I have ever read. Im crying here. Columbus knew america was there, photons. OH MY GOD. lol
hey always laughing there is a chemical, its called pheromones.
actually fully gospel shirley we will like it. If I take a blind man into the woods and try to point out a tree, he wont see it, but its still there. another great one.
2006-10-30 17:35:44 · answer #3 · answered by CaptainObvious 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
how bout the constant use of the idiotic "if im right i go to heaven but if ur right it doesnt matter", lol unless my god is pissed at u for being wrong, lol...so stupid that they say it over and over having read the answers that explain simply why it wrong...but hey, im not so sure about all this...i heard it from the boogeyman when we played some b-ball the other day...(i won by the way)
2006-10-30 17:35:59 · answer #4 · answered by jimmy V 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
No smart aleck answers from me, just do a web search on fulfiled bible prophecy the dates the prophecies were made and the date they were fulfilled with 100% accuracy, and remember to check all the dates out........then try to figure the odds of these things happening as prophesied hundreds of years later.
2006-10-30 19:05:08 · answer #5 · answered by judy_derr38565 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ok so here goes another knee jerk response from another Christian.
There are going to be some very intelligent people in hell.
2006-10-30 17:37:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You can't see gravity (but you can measure it)
You can't see particles, such as photons (yes, he actually gave photons as an example of particles you can't see...)
You can't prove he doesn't exist (and you can't prove god isn't a gnome in my attic)
You just have to look within yourself and open your heart (really? all I have to do is open my heart and start believing, and all of a sudden I'll believe? a little redundant, there, don't you think?)
Columbus couldn't see America but he knew it was there (I'm pretty sure he didn't, actually)
2006-10-30 17:39:47 · answer #7 · answered by godsbakery 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
They mean with your naked eye! without all the test and divises! God is something We believe in. Belief can not be measured but do you believe in something? since you cant measure faith, can you measure faith? can you measure Love? Can you measure emotion? No you can't God is not something you can just pick up and put in your pocket, run a test on to see if he's alive! In order to even feel something for someone you need a relationship! the difference between you and Christians is that We believe in something more than us!
2006-10-30 17:39:19 · answer #8 · answered by crystal8345 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
That is as about a dumb statement as an atheist asking for proof.
Proof is all around you. you choose to make fun of it and ignore it.
Then ask for more proof.
I've asked this before what proof does an atheist want.
The big bang never happend
Evolution is a joke
The bible has proven every scienctific discovery to be accurate.
2006-10-30 17:58:09 · answer #9 · answered by JaimeM 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
LOL. heres a statement from one i like. "god created the light so he must be brighter then the sun"
however the most amusing ones are "your going to hell you satan worshipper"
or one of my all time favorites: "because the bible says so!"
2006-10-30 17:35:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Dont forget my one of my personal favorites, the emotional blackmail: "God loves you! Dont you love Him back?" Ive gotten that one a few times today. Another standby fav is "Boy are you gonna be sorry when Judgement Day comes!" Yes - Im so frightened by mythical situations! Quick everyone! CONvert!!!
2006-10-30 17:34:20 · answer #11 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 6⤊ 2⤋