Why are Men just simply happier people ?!?

Answer 1

Man is happier as people never stare at his chest when he is talking to them.

Answer 2

Here's the best answers that I can come up with ---

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes

Answer 3

I find your question very interesting, as I was saying to my nephew today that I think men should always be happy. Why not?!Lets face it, their lives are must more simple than women. I am a happy woman that accepts the fact that I am a woman with Honor, not because there is no other way now but because I feel a woman. But If I get to choose, before being born, man or woman, I definitely choose man. Only men who don't know how fortunate their for being men, are unhappy.

Answer 4

Even though n have simpler issues, i still think that women are happier. We have men in the palm of our hands!! We can make them more miserable than us. Take away the remote one time and you'll see what I mean!

Answer 5

Men are happier because they do not dwell. Women think things over until they screw their own heads up, men just process it and move on.

Answer 6

Usually men don't let little things bother them. Girls tend to dwell on insignificant things and blow them up to a large extreme. Sometimes men aren't always happier though, it just depends on how you live your life and how happy you are. ^_^

Answer 7

It's a fine line, but I don't think men are happier; they are less unhappy.

In other words, they don't let things get to them, mentally, quite as much.

In a word: "worry".

Answer 8

That is a matter of opinion,I think men and women are equally happy.

Answer 9

Less is expected of them.

Like they don't have to shave as much, bare childeren, have cramps, periods, expected to be pretty all the time and remember everything.
...that sort of thing.

Answer 10

They aren't. Women are just more socially groomed to be open with their emotions. Men are just as miserable as anybody else, maybe even moreso because so many of them keep it on the inside.