punchlines only please
2006-10-30 09:21:57 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"the man in the next bed wants to buy your slippers"
boom boom
2006-10-30 20:42:21 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tony Blair
2006-10-30 17:25:06 · answer #2 · answered by Polo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You, you flat face b**tard! Honestly that's the punchline ( Not you!)
2006-10-30 18:20:16 · answer #3 · answered by wattie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"It's a knick-knack Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man is a Rolling Stone."
2006-10-30 17:24:47 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Stacy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just having a look around
2006-10-30 17:23:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Elementary, my dear Watson. Someone's pinched our tent.
2006-10-31 15:17:55 · answer #6 · answered by Scitech05 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A stick
2006-10-30 17:23:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
laughing uncontrollably he says no that's just the old man's way of telling his wife "Screw you honey I'm going fishing"
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I don't know but I think it's Jesus because whoever it is has Billy Graham for a cheauffur(sp?)
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A bat
2006-10-30 17:26:44 · answer #8 · answered by phallanx2005 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok!! Now where's that Eskimo woman I'm supposed to kill??
(What are you going to do with these?)
2006-10-30 17:26:44 · answer #9 · answered by Pete 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But honey, you said f*ck the mailman, give him ten dollars, so I did.
2006-10-30 17:27:23 · answer #10 · answered by Emm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋