1. "I can see your point, but I still think your full of ****."
2. " I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce."
3. "How about never? Is never good for you?"
4. "I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter."
5. "It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damned thing your saying."
6. "Ahhh.... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again."
7. "You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers."
8. "And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be........?"
9. "I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted a salary."
10. "Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"
11. Nice perfume, must you marinate in it?"
12. "If I throw a stick, will you leave?
13. "Sarcasm is just one more service offer."
14. "Errors have been made, others will be blamed."
15. "Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done."
16. "Oh I get it..... like humor..... but different!"
17. "Whatever look you were going for, you missed."
2006-10-30 09:14:09 · 16 answers · asked by pooterosa 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ummm...I appreciate your painstaking efforts in gathering these things and presenting ! Great ones....but too concentrated to remember all at a time.....Good job...I liked them !!!Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha .....
2006-10-30 09:20:54 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How does Burger King Sound? How interior the hell might i be attentive to! i'm particular it sounds like Burger King. The final time I went there I had my listening to help grew to become down. merely the different day me and a few different philosophers have been attempting to be certain on what to get for lunch. Chris, who moonlights as a suggestions well-being care expert, says, "How does Italian sound?" Ah, like this. . . “COME CIRCA ITALIANO? COME QUEL SUONO?” How the frock might i be attentive to? yet another guy, a rocket scientist who is going via the call of Einstein says, "properly, how does McDonald's sound?" "i don't be attentive to, " I say. "The final time I went to McDonald's i became wearing my ear muffs. could no longer pay attention a rattling component." via: Ricky J. Fico
2016-11-26 19:50:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are not a ulcer, but you are a carrier
If stupid was gold, Bill Gates would work for you.
A mind is a terrible thing to waste, So is that why you dont have one?
One brain cell shy of being a single cell organism.
And my all time favorite, He is stupid, thats why he is a manager.
And just so you know I do use the ones I just stated at work. Screw the zero tolerance policy
2006-10-30 09:19:44 · answer #3 · answered by Biker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#17 and #6 the best ones yet
2006-10-30 09:27:35 · answer #4 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is what I do say" I just took a pain pill. Why are you still here?
2006-10-30 09:29:50 · answer #5 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. That's one hell of a list, there's only about 40,000 other things I'd like to say along with them.
2006-10-30 09:16:38 · answer #6 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If stupidity was a crime, you'd be in for life... and probabaly get the death penality in texas.
2006-10-30 09:16:28 · answer #7 · answered by kpmccoutsider 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol some i would love to say to my teacher last year =[ little evil thing...
2006-10-30 09:17:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everything you just said! Also, shut up and go away.
2006-10-30 09:16:20 · answer #9 · answered by BluhBluh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#10 is my fav...Im going to start using that one :)
2006-10-30 09:16:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋