A woman is standing in her front garden talking to her friend when she notices her husband coming home carrying a bunch of flowers. Her friend says, "Isn't that nice. He's bringing you a bouquet!"
The woman replies, "Yeah, great. That means another weekend flat on my back with my feet up in the air".
The friend says, "What's the matter? Don't you have a vase?"
2006-10-30 09:13:21 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Flowers they fix everything!
Old florists never die,they make alternative arrangements!
You know when your husband comes home and says:"I was thinking about you, and got you these flowers." What he really means is that he fancies the flower-seller.
2006-10-30 12:04:48 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's an old Carry On Doctor joke. Where Hattie Jaques inserts a bunch of flowers into Kenneth William's BTM.
2006-10-30 09:20:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-30 09:24:58 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-30 20:43:48 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-30 09:16:04 · answer #5 · answered by sweetie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-30 09:15:44 · answer #6 · answered by mooremob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good 1
2006-10-30 11:26:11 · answer #7 · answered by »-(¯`v´¯)-»LãÐ¥ pîñK»-(¯`v´¯)-» 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsllll thumbs up from me lol
2006-10-30 09:16:08 · answer #8 · answered by lady_luck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-30 09:36:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had forgotten that one
2006-10-30 09:33:58 · answer #10 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋