2006-10-30 09:08:54 · 10 answers · asked by cuteblacklabs 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo momma`s so fat when she passed in front of the tv i missed 2 movies and the commercials!
2006-10-30 09:10:44 · answer #1 · answered by Riot! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What does Yo Mama have in common with a moped?... They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
2006-10-30 17:20:31 · answer #2 · answered by Who Am I 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Float like a butterfly sting like a bee, i slept with yo mamma now it hurts when i pee
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Finally, yo mama so stupid she had you.
LOL, last one is my favorite!
2006-10-30 17:25:15 · answer #3 · answered by Shorty 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the rainbow... skittles popped out!
2006-10-30 17:10:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo mamma's so fat and stupid that when she saw a school bus going down the street she yelled "Stop that twinkie!!!"
2006-10-30 17:38:48 · answer #5 · answered by Jeremy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yea......but all yo mama jokes everyone knows
2006-10-30 17:10:22 · answer #6 · answered by dangit103 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yo momma sooo stupid , she came on yahooo answers to figure out why she was sooooo FAT!
2006-10-30 17:29:48 · answer #7 · answered by veg3rdchair 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ur momma so ugly wen she went 2 the beauty parlor it took 2hrs for an ESTIMATE!!!
2006-10-30 17:16:34 · answer #8 · answered by b-rad 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mamma's so fat she puts mayonnaise on her asprin.
2006-10-30 17:25:40 · answer #9 · answered by James D 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
watch the tv show
2006-10-30 17:10:23 · answer #10 · answered by Rene C 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋