A state trooper pulls over a blonde on a lonely back road and says, "Ma'am, is there a reason why you're weaving all over the road?"
The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. So, I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. Then, I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
The officer reached through the side window to the rear view mirror, and explained, "Ma'am... that's your air freshener."
2006-10-30 08:39:55 · 57 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I usually like blonde jokes....but that was shite!!!!
2006-10-30 08:41:49 · answer #1 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Surely that was the same blonde that I caught staring intently at the fruit juice? Well, the box said "concentrate"....
2006-10-30 08:49:08 · answer #2 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eve would have been the original dumb blond. God said to Adam one day, "I've a companion for you. It's a woman. Go and see her." Adam came back soon and said, "Oh, God, wow, why did you make her so beautiful?" "That's so that you would love her", said God. "Off you go and talk to her." This time Adam came back gloomy, "God, why did you make her so stupid?" God replied, "So that SHE'd love YOU!"
2006-11-06 10:11:47 · answer #3 · answered by Malcolm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before. It's not as funny the second time. Although others are kinda funny.
2006-10-30 08:51:57 · answer #4 · answered by NK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank god there was only one and not a pile of them or she might have been lost in a forest and the cop may never have found her.
2006-10-30 08:55:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
or u can have......
what do u call a blonde at university?
a vistor....
or y did the blonde get sacked from the M & m factory?
she kept throwing out the W's
only bad point is i am blonde
2006-10-30 08:44:56 · answer #6 · answered by JACQUELINE D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the best blonde jokes I've heard and I've heard many!
2006-11-06 03:16:40 · answer #7 · answered by ellie2910 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was quite funny when I first heard it about 6 years ago...
2006-10-30 08:42:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As blond jokes go it was ok. I had a bit of a chuckle.
2006-11-06 01:55:11 · answer #9 · answered by mother sensible 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ermmmm terrible
2006-10-30 08:58:14 · answer #10 · answered by L.R.O. 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've heard that one before, but it's just as good the second time.
2006-10-30 08:47:44 · answer #11 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋