2006-10-30 08:19:18 · 9 answers · asked by good bhoy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man walks up to a bird in a nightclub,and says,"Hi, my name's Bond!" She says, "Don't tell me, it's JAMES." He said,"No it's UNI,I'm here to fill your crack."
2006-10-30 11:08:31 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christman Jokes:
1. How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer 'Olive'?.....Olive? Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
2. Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney
2006-11-03 10:25:44 · answer #2 · answered by Lauren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. Whats the difference between snow men an snow women?. A. Snow balls...
2006-10-30 16:25:21 · answer #3 · answered by Jez 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sandwich walks into a bar, barman says sorry we don't serve food.
2006-10-30 16:23:12 · answer #4 · answered by Fairy Nuff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wot did t baby digital clock say to his mother? Look ma, no hands.
2006-11-01 11:29:05 · answer #5 · answered by monicker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry my brains gone blank
2006-11-03 12:07:53 · answer #6 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two eggs r boiling in a pan-1 male, 1 female. female says to male 'look, ive got a crack!' he says- 'no point tellin me- i'm not hard yet!'
2006-10-30 16:31:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
DOCTOR ! , DOCTOR , I THINK I'M A MOTH , GET OUT OF MY WAY , YOUR IN MY LIGHT
DOCTOR , DOCTOR , I'VE LOST MY MEMORY , WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN , WHEN DID WHAT HAPPEN
I NEVER DRINK UNLESS I'M ALONE OR WITH SOMEONE
WHY DO BLONDE'S TAKE THE PILL SO THEY KNOW WHAT DAY OF THE WEEK IT IS
2006-10-30 16:23:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 blondes walk into a bar.......you think at least one of em wouldve seen it!!!
2006-10-30 16:30:03 · answer #9 · answered by Nemo <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋