a man walks in a pub and asks for a pint and a whisky, he drinks the pint and pours the whisky in his top pocket. the barman is confused. he asks for the same order all night and does the same thing each time. eventually the barman snaps, right ive had enough you must leave your to drunk. hearing this the drunken customer says get outside and ill kick your head in, just then a little mouse pops out of his top pocket and says YEAH AND BRING YOUR F*****G CAT
2006-10-30 08:16:38 · 17 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Chuckling all the way to the loo before I piddle me pants!!!!!!!!
Ho Ho Ho!!!!!!
Nice
2006-10-30 08:32:33 · answer #1 · answered by jennijan 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Is that the same little sucker that can't get in anymore since I put floam in his entry hole? Hahahahahahaha!
2006-10-30 16:18:48 · answer #2 · answered by fesspoint 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny ha ha ha lol! that was 1 tough mouse.
2006-10-30 16:21:07 · answer #3 · answered by hugabug72 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats not bad ... howd the mouse drink so much tho? :P
2006-10-30 16:19:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-31 05:01:05 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry i have heard it before
2006-10-30 16:23:00 · answer #6 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Thumbs up!!! Hahahaha thanks for the long over due laugh! lol, still laughin'! Keep it up!!!!
2006-10-30 16:22:05 · answer #7 · answered by Shorty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha lol
2006-10-30 16:20:26 · answer #8 · answered by Trina T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh heh
2006-10-30 16:24:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha that is excellent!!!! ha ha hee hee
2006-10-30 18:29:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋