any1 know good yo mama jokes?

Question

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Answer 1

Yo Mama's so ugly when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes

Yo Mama's so fat she eats wheat thicks

Yo Mama's so ugly her doctor is a vet.

Yo Mama's so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said, "Sorry no professionals!".

Yo Mama's so old her memory is in black and white.

Yo Mama's so old archeologists found cave drawings of her.

Yo Mama's so fat she influences the tides.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she thought masturbation was a karate teacher.

Yo Mama's so fat when she rubs her things together I smell bacon.

Yo Mama's so fat she uses a satellite dish as a diaphragm.

Yo Mama's so fat she got run in her blue jeans.

Yo Mama's so stupid, when you were born she looked at the umbilical cord and said, "Look, it comes with cable".

If ugly were bricks, Yo Mama would be a housing project.

Yo Mama's so fat she's got more chins than Chinatown.

Yo Mama's *** is so foul it reminds me of a toilet. Fat, round, and full of ****.

Yo Mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks

Yo Mama's so fat, her belt size is "equator".

Yo Mama's so fat she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.

Yo Mama's so big she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Chicago, NY...

Yo Mama's so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo Mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her thongue is in jail!

Yo Mama's so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her *** in the ocean.

Yo Mama's so ugly your dad first met her her at the pound.

Yo Mama's so ugly when she was born the doctor saw the afterbirth and yelled, "Twins!".

Yo Mama's so ugly when she sits in the sand cat tries to bury her.

Yo Mama's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday

Yo Mama's so big her belly button's got an echo

Yo Mama's so big it takes 2 hours just to haul ***

Yo Mama's so old she farts dust

Yo Mama's so old she's got hieroglyphics on her drivers license

Yo Mama's so ugly she makes onions cry.

Yo Mama's so fat that at zoo the elephants throw peanuts at her

Yo Mama's so stupid she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store

Yo Mama's so fat she shows up on radar

Yo Mama's so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her

Yo Mama's so smelly, when she jumps in the ocean all the fish jump out

Yo Mama's so poor, she goes to The Rib House to lick other peoples fingers

Yo Mama's so fat she wears VCR for a beeper

Yo Mama's so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips

Yo Mama's so fat she sat on a quarter and squished a booger out of George Washington's nose

Yo Mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"

Yo Mama's so stupid I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.

Yo Mama's so cross-eyed she watches TV in stereo

Yo Mama's hair so thin she curls her hair with rice

Yo Mama's maxipad is so thick she can bend over and deflect bullets

Yo Mama's so old she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook

Yo Mama's so old when I asked her to act her age she dropped dead

Yo Mama's so old when she ran track in high school, they timed her with a sun dial

Yo Mama's so old her social security number is 1

Yo Mama's so fat every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil

Yo Mama's so fat when she wears fish net stocking, they'd better be 50 pound test

Yo Mama's so big a picture of her would fall off the wall

Yo Mama's is so big, she has her own zip code

Answer 2

Yo Mama's SO fat, she placed on a yellow rain coat, went outdoors, and the solar replace into jealous. Yo Mama's SO previous she sat next to Jesus in severe college. Yo Mama's SO fat that when God suggested "enable there be easy," he suggested "circulate IT!" Yo Mama's SO furry she has afros on her nipples. Yo Mama's SO destructive that when a homeless guy asked if he might desire to apply her bathing room, she suggested "effective, %. a nook." Yo Mama's so stupid, she have been given hit via a parked vehicle.

Answer 3

yo mamma is so poor her picture is on the front of a food stamp!!
and...yo mama is soo poor i saw her kicking a can and i asked her what she was doing and she said moving!!! lmao

Answer 4

yo mama so hairy,her armpits look like bails of hay.

eww,that was actually quite disturbing.I forget where I heard it though.

Answer 5

yo mamas so D u m b she thought tupac shakur was a jewish holiday.

Answer 6

yo mamma is so poor, I saw her walking down the street with one shoe on and I asked her, "Lose a shoe?" and she said, "Nope, I just found this one"