A cop pulls over a guy.
"Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking?"
"Gee, officer," the man says. "Your eyes are awfully glazed -- have you been eating doughnuts?"
2006-10-30 07:34:23 · 11 answers · asked by Coyote 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny. goes well with the bumper sticker that says " bad cop, no donut"
2006-10-30 07:38:37 · answer #1 · answered by swhit1580 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats funny and i bet ya 5 bucks hes drunk or he would hav never said that to the cop
2006-10-30 07:37:33 · answer #2 · answered by Duane S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That cop should be dusted for powered sugar fingerprints!!
2006-10-30 08:02:26 · answer #3 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-30 21:18:26 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! That one was good! ^_^
2006-10-30 07:43:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao im gonna tell that to my mates
2006-10-30 07:38:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
classic
2006-10-30 07:35:43 · answer #7 · answered by Kaleigh P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-30 07:52:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-30 07:37:04 · answer #9 · answered by ali 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-30 07:36:51 · answer #10 · answered by diane c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋