rhyme or limerick..heres one to get u into the swing..
Old miss hubbard went to the cupboard
to get her ol' dog a bone..
she bent over..
oh god...Rover took over..
oh lordy..she got a bone of her own!
or...
mary mary
kinda contrary
trim that pu++y
it's so darn hairy!
2006-10-30 07:27:44 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There was a man from Aberdeen
He invented a wanking machine
on the 99th stroke the bloody thing broke
it battered his bollocks to green
2006-10-30 07:35:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was a young man from Australia
Who painted his bum as a dahlia
Though the shape was just fine
And the colour sublime
The smell was a bit of a failure
or something like that. Check out Radio 4 at 6.30 this Friday for Stephen Fry reading the proper version.
2006-10-30 15:34:25 · answer #2 · answered by Athene1710 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First one was Funny and commendable but second one needs some refining !!! Any way Good work! Keep them up...Very soon we will have some good rhymes or limericks from you !
2006-10-30 15:33:23 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary Had a little bike
she rode it on the grass
and every time the wheel went round
a spoke stuck up her ar*e
2006-10-31 05:14:51 · answer #4 · answered by Bluebird 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a man from Cosham
Who took out his goolies to wash em'
His wife said Jack, if you don't put em back,
I'll stamp on the b#st#rds and squash em!
2006-10-30 15:44:39 · answer #5 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hickory dickory dock
caterpillars have large co.cks
the co.ck hit cu.nt
the mouse ran away
hickory dickory dock
Hickory Dickory Dock
Three mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one
The other two escaped with minor injuries
2006-10-30 15:33:01 · answer #6 · answered by Sir_caterpillar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was a girl from The Azores
Whose pu*sy was covered in sores
All the dogs in the street
Would sniff this green meat
As it hung in festoons from her draws
2006-10-30 15:32:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A squeamish young fellow named Brand
Thought caressing his penis was grand.
But he viewed with distaste
The gelatinous paste
That it left in the palm of his hand.
2006-10-30 15:49:17 · answer #8 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a pylon
ten thousand volts shot up its bum
and turned its fleece to nylon!!!!!!!
or
mary had a little lamb
she also had a duck
she put them on the mantlepiece
to see if they would get on well together
or
i parked in a disabled parking space today
and a traffic warden shouted at me
OI!!! what disability have you got?
so i shouted back
Tourettes ! you as**ehole! now F*&ck OFF!
2006-10-30 15:33:39 · answer #9 · answered by garethcooperwales 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Murphy calls 2 see his mate Paddy who broke his leg
Paddy says "Me feet are freezin mate, can ye nip up-stairs and get me slippers fer me"
"No bother mate" and he runs up-stairs.
There are Paddy's stunning 19 yr old twin girls sitting on their bed. "Hello girls, your dad sent me up here to shag ye both"
"Fcuk off ya liar" they answer, "I'll prove it" says Murph, so he shouts down the stairs "Both of them Pat?"
"Of course,whats the use of fcuking one!!"
OK, so its not a limerick, but its funny!!
2006-10-30 15:53:47 · answer #10 · answered by jennijan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋