just 2 or 3 please
2006-10-30 07:26:41 · 5 answers · asked by somethingfishy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A couple was getting ready to go to a Halloween party but the wife had a terrible headache. She told her husband to go anyway. After a short argument he agreed, and she took some aspirin and went to bed.
Later she awoke and felt great, so she decided to go to the party and see what her hubby did when she wasn't around. As soon as she arrived, she noticed him on the dance floor getting very friendly with every hottie in the place, and groping them when he could.
She then cut in and rubbed close to him. When the song ended, he leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Let's go outside." So the two costumed characters snuck off and occupied themselves in one of the parked cars.
Midnight was to be the unveiling of the party-goers, so she slipped out and went home before the clock struck twelve.
When he got home she asked, "How was the party? Did you meet any interesting people?"
He replied, ''You know me, dear. I don't have a good time when you're not with me. I ran into a few friends and we ended up in the basement playing poker. It wasn't very fun at all. But the guy I loaned my costume to had the time of his life!"
2006-10-30 07:30:05 · answer #1 · answered by stase 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What kind of meat do werewolves like the best? Hallo-weenies
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? He turns into a bat every night
Why did the dyslexic vampire starve to death? He couldn't find any doolb
2006-10-30 07:32:00 · answer #2 · answered by Lady_Lavinia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kind of car do ghost drive?
A Boo-ick
Why was the graveyard so noisy?
From all the coffin.
2006-10-30 07:30:21 · answer #3 · answered by Jet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not exactly a halloween joke but...
There was a man who forgot alot of things almost instantly. When he lost his glasses, he'd search through one room then forget what he was doing. His wife was the same way. One day The wife says to him,"go get some butter at the store. Write it down." Then he said,"I don't need to write it down." "Get some ice cream for a sundae. write it down." "I don't need to write it down." "Get some chocolate. write it down." "I don't need to write it down." "And get some cherries. Write it down." "I don't need to write it down." So he goes to the store, and he returns with a plate of bacon and eggs. Then his wife says, "Where's the toast?"
2006-10-30 07:31:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why couldnt the warlock have babies
because he has a haloweeny
why couldnt the gypsy have babies
because he has crystal balls
2006-10-30 07:31:42 · answer #5 · answered by TOOL۞FAN 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋