These are my favourite types of jokes and I'm running out of them!!! Can anyone help?
2006-10-30 07:04:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes I sure do.
2006-10-30 07:05:17 · answer #1 · answered by Keymay 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A Scotsman, an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Boy Scout were flying on an airplane when the engines began to fail. The Boy Scout looked around and saw there were only three parachutes. The Englishman was the first to notice. He grabbed one of the chutes and cried: "I am an Englishman. Defender of the faith. Leader of the Free World. God save the Queen!" And he jumped out of the plane.
The Irishman grabbed the next chute and yelled: "I must live to carry on my people's historic fight against oppression. Erin Go Braugh!" And he jumped out of the plane.
The Scotsman looked at the little Boy Scout and said, "Son, I canna use tha' shoot. I've had a long, happy life in the wee bonnie hills of me native land. Take the chute and live."
The Boy Scout said, "don't worry sir. We'll both live. The leader of the Free World just jumped out with my back pack."
2006-10-30 07:13:00 · answer #2 · answered by texascrazyhorse 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What do you call 2 Scotsmen on a bathing line? - a pair of tights what number Scotsmen does it take to alter a lightbulb? - och! it relatively isn't any that darkish... An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsmen are in a bar. The Englishman stands a around of beverages for each individual, The Irishman stands a around of beverages for each individual, The Scotsman in simple terms stands around! An American replaced into hopelessly lost interior the Highlands and wandered approximately for virtually a week. ultimately, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven i've got met somebody," he cried. "i've got been lost for the final week." "Is there a advantages out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," pronounced the yankee. "Then i'm afraid you're nonetheless lost," replaced into the respond 31 January 2008 From: Hamish MacTavish to: The Editor expensive Sir, in case you print from now on jokes approximately Scotsmen I shall stop borrowing your newspaper. Yours Angrily Hamish
2016-10-21 00:21:51 · answer #3 · answered by genthner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was an englishman, irishman and scottish man on a plane, suddenly the engines began to fail, and a fairy came to them and told them that whatever they ask for when they jump out, that is what they will fall onto.
the englishman said gold, so when he hit the ground he fell on gold.
the scottishman said pillows, so when he hit the ground he fell on pillows.
and the irishman said weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
2006-10-30 07:06:27 · answer #4 · answered by styce 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was a Scot, Englishman and Irish in a bar when a very attractive woman (V.A.W.) entered and said in a very sexy voice:
Whoever can use liver and cheese most originally in a sentence can take me home tonight.
Scot: I like liver and cheese.
VAW: Nice, but I heard that before.
Englishman: I love to eat liver and cheese.
VAW: Lovely, but not original.
Irish: (pushes both the Scot and Englishman out of the way) Liver alone, cheese mine!!!
(Leave her alone, she's mine!!!)
2006-10-30 07:23:31 · answer #5 · answered by tranquil 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What the hell is a 'Scottishman'?
2006-10-30 07:05:47 · answer #6 · answered by PaulN 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
nope ( mine are all - there was an American a Canadian and a Mexican ) sorry
2006-10-30 07:05:22 · answer #7 · answered by fact checker 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-10-30 07:05:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋