Need to get or find some jokes for a party. The party is a "kidney going away" party. A friend of mine is donating a kidney to her sister and we are having a party for her kidney. We need some kidney jokes, or transplant jokes. We will be having cranberry cocktails and beer, for the kidney's sake.
And Yes. I am serious.
2006-10-30 06:59:17 · 5 answers · asked by traderbobhn 3 in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ Other - Diseases
What a wonderful thing for her to do for her sister.
"Bye Bye Kidney - Pee you later!"
2006-10-30 07:03:17 · answer #1 · answered by DMBthatsme 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-21 05:19:12 · answer #2 · answered by Dwayne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kidney Jokes
2016-09-28 14:00:35 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The fact it has caused world wide reaction has already had the desired effect. Bringing organ donation to the Political, Ethical arena and putting it in Our Face. I live in Australia and we have one of the lowest organ donor stat's of the world. We will give millions of dollars for all sorts of human aid and yet we don't want to give a kidney, heart, lung etc., to help another human being to have quality of life. I am a 'take it all' organ donor and so are my children. Our heart is merely a muscle that pumps blood, no use to us once dead. The Netherlands has taken yet another provocative step to highlight an issue that most do not want to know about. Have to say I would not watch the show, too emotional for me. Good provocative question, thank you.
2016-03-13 12:19:59 · answer #4 · answered by Susan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Has anyone consulted with the kidney? maybe the kidney doesnt want to go. Maybe the kidney doesnt like the sister. Is this an open transplant where the kidney will be told who its donor is when it grows up?
2006-10-30 07:46:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I couldn't just sit around and do nothing like my doctors suggested.
They didn't want me to do anything or to take herbs or herbal remedies, but I had to try something - they just wanted me to do dialysis!
This program allowed me to take control of my health. I went from Stage 4 to Stage 3 kidney disease.
It was easy to do and my BUN, creatinine and anemia are all in better ranges.
Reversing Your Kidney Disease?
2016-05-14 16:10:47 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This put a whole new spin on "I'm going to squeeze a kidney.".
2006-10-30 07:08:15 · answer #7 · answered by Lynn K 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
give her a can of "KIDNEY BEANS" ..gave my mom a kidney 5 years ago and the can of beans has been a running joke . tell them good luck and god bless
2006-10-30 11:47:29 · answer #8 · answered by cruise junkie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Please don't
2006-10-30 07:14:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋