2 clowns, my boss's daughter, and a sheep. I remember picking this girl up to go out, but not THIS girl. The last thing I can recall is having sex in the city park with the first chick. When I realized it wasn't my house, I got the hell out.
My head is KILLNG me. Man, if my boss finds out, he'll probably can me.. his daughter is his pride and joy.
Do you think I'll ever haul trash in this town again ?
2006-10-30 06:51:44 · 9 answers · asked by thatoneguy 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Is one of the clowns a midget contortionist? If so, call the bosses' daughter a cab, wash the sheep(DNA) and dial the local animal shelter for pickup; that little car in the driveway is the hungover clown's car, just give her some hair of the dog and a cover story that requires leaving the midget with you. As for the little woman, she's cute, flexible and entertaining... a keeper! The hell with your boss, he's the reason you drank that much in the first place! At least you got to do to his daughter what he's been doing to you all these months!!! Make sure to keep a copy of the group photo(I assume you've taken a group photo!!!), it'll keep your boss off your azz for fear of retaliation from the animal rights people. Cheers
2006-10-30 07:04:24 · answer #1 · answered by wetdreamdiver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
QUICK, get a photo of his daughter and the clowns. Blackmail.
OOOPS! Too late, she's already been with you. Clowns are a step up. The sheep was just too embarrassed at the thought of being with any of you and has committed suicide.
2006-10-30 06:55:22 · answer #2 · answered by michaelsmaniacal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haul trash??? sounds to me like you are trash!
2006-10-30 06:58:05 · answer #3 · answered by ivybenne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turn yourself in to the closest psych hospital.
2006-10-30 06:55:50 · answer #4 · answered by clcalifornia 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds to me like you hauled enough of it already, ie. your sorry *** home.
2006-10-30 06:54:34 · answer #5 · answered by Shayna 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe you shouldnt drink. ask around and find out what happened
2006-10-30 06:57:20 · answer #6 · answered by howdy19 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it sounds that u drank too much,u need to stop drinking.
2006-10-30 06:59:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Cool story Hansel."
2006-10-30 06:54:04 · answer #8 · answered by offspringkin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is great
2006-10-30 06:54:43 · answer #9 · answered by daveyboyone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋