"I'm glad I brought my library card. Cuz I'll be checkin you out!"
It was incredibly lame but it made me laugh.
2006-10-30 06:29:37
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answered by IMHO 6
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2016-10-16 13:28:36
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answered by sachiko 4
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Hehehe.....the first basically convo that me and my guy had consisted of him telling me he liked redheads, he asked me what color my eyes were, and after saying I was pretty, I responded with "what do you want?? anytime someone says they like something they want something" and he freaked out and told me he didn't want anything, like 2 emails later, he told me that he found me hot....yada yada yada.....and now....we're here....lol....it was pretty funny at the time :) hehehe.....then he followed it up asking me if I had a boyfriend....that is so classic....what screams, I wanna go out with you like a guy asking you "do you have a bf??" hehehe.....it always helps when a guy just says something nice to a girl, like she's gorgeous or something....or like "dang I just wanna hold you and kiss you right now" not that i recommend that as an opening line....the best kind of relationships start when you're unaware, and then BAAM......he's calling you sweetheart, gorgeous, beautiful...you get the jist.....
2006-10-30 06:35:20
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answered by Anonymous
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i get annoyed with opening lines, so i tend not to memorize them...sorry, i'll try to remember though, but i only remember the annoying ones! and it makes me more annoyed, such as "do you wanna go home with me, i promise i'll make you happy!"
"how come you're looking so angry?" i was probably looking at the person who was looking for a way to bring across an opening line.
and then a real sicko came to offer me and my sis money when we went for a walk! (we had on track suits!!) my sister, as per normal, froze as she does when she's afraid, i threatened to rearrange his face if he didnt "piss off".
i even once had a guy come up to me, a total stranger, to propose marriage, this was in Durban South Africa and I thought maybe it was part of the culture (the guy was black) I laughed and walked on...
2006-10-30 06:33:58
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answered by Wisdom 4
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I HATE lines. My husband came up to me and simply said "Hi. My name is _____. I saw you when you walked in and I just wanted to come over and meet you." I knew he was something special. Only the idiots use lines.
2006-10-30 06:31:34
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answered by Butterfly Princess 4
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1. Daaaaaaaaaaamn
2. You have a beautiful smile
3. Im not looking to get in a relationship just someone to have sex with. (not used on me, but if thats how he feels honesty is always good)
2006-10-30 06:31:07
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answered by Anonymous
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Had a guy walk up to me once, walks almost passed me, spins around and with an amazed look on his face he says " Sorry, but ........ damn i cant even speak........... I...I..........I just want to tell you that you are absolutly amazing.
I was impressed, later found out it was a practiced routine, but it worked if you know what i mean
2006-10-30 06:32:21
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answered by Anonymous
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I think that the most sweet is you look wonderful today because all girls like to be told their pretty every now and then
2006-10-30 06:30:53
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answered by Anonymous
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my daughter told me this...
a son of a family friend approached my daughter & her friend Jessica. He told Jessica that his friend liked her, then proceeded to ask her if she had a boyfriend. When Jessica said no, he told her, you should consider getting one... if not my friend, how about ME? (keep in mind - they're only 15-16...lol)
2006-10-30 06:31:03
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answered by joe's wife 2
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My fiance told me that my eyes are pretty when we first met. Obviously it worked, we've been together for 6 years.
2006-10-30 06:29:42
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answered by sundragonjess 5
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I have a brother...he's Cuban.
He asks girls if they have a little Cuban in them...when they say they don't...
He asks if they'd like some.
Terrible, but it gets people laughing so hard that it usually gets the conversation going.
2006-10-30 06:30:20
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answered by Anonymous
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