what does he do?
2006-10-30 06:08:18 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A jackaroo in Australia was out checking farm fences in his land rover when he hit something. He radioed the homestead for advice. "There's a pig stuck in the bullbars and is still alive but he's kicking and squealing so much I can't get him free" he said. "Okay," said the boss. "In the back of the land rover there's a .303. Put it up to the pig's head and shoot it. When its body goes all limp you'll be able to get it off the bullbars and throw it into the bush." About 45 minutes later the jackeroo called in again, "I did what you said, boss. I shot the pig in the head, he went all limp and I got him out of the bullbars, no problem. But I still can't go on." "Why not?" asked the boss. "What's the problem?" "Well it's his motorbike ... the flashing blue light is jammed under the wheel-arch."
2006-10-30 06:15:56 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
send for a vet, in case the pig is hurt
release the trapped pig,
by dismantling and throwing away ,
those stupid and dangerous, bull bars.
(they are illegal here and should not be on your vehicle )
.and jump back into that land rover fast !!!!!
A pig does not take kindly
to being bashed,by a land rover
and a pig
has very large and power full teeth!!!
scheeeeeeeesesh !!!!
left to yourself ; you do get in a pickle !
>^,,^<
2006-10-30 06:28:35 · answer #2 · answered by sweet-cookie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Stop the land rover and help the pig out. Carry it by the vet
2006-10-30 06:26:39 · answer #3 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get the pig out then determine what to do with the pig like what would save or make the most money like if the pig should be shot and used for meat, or if it is worth the money to fix the pig, or the pig may be fine so keep him.
2006-10-30 06:11:47 · answer #4 · answered by ayyyyyyyyohhh 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
he pulls the pig off the bull bars and goes chasing some cows?
2006-10-30 06:17:13 · answer #5 · answered by Just_wondering 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bad Experience even to think about ....Humane killing, what technically called as Euthenesia is the only possible solution !! Even if the poor thing be removed and let him take his own way he is bound to die because of infections and injuries [Major or Minor] in a pathetic way !!!
2006-10-30 06:25:26 · answer #6 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
switched the siren of the pigs car! pull him out and call for help down his radio, then speed off!
2006-10-31 00:10:03 · answer #7 · answered by GeorgieP 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kill the pig quickly and humanely. Most likely, he has a firearm in the truck. Firearms are great at killing pigs quickly and humanely. Really, really random question.
2006-10-30 06:10:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Calls for an ambulance. We're already short of policemen.
2006-10-30 06:13:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
leave it there as a warning to other pigs
2006-10-30 06:16:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋