I don't mind if it can't speak English.
2006-10-30 06:04:02 · 21 answers · asked by Josephine 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Other - Pregnancy & Parenting
Well if our gonna have the baby yourself it won't be quick as it takes 9 months, as for cheap, you've got no chance babies, pre-schoolers teenagers in fact doesn't matter what age they are they're never cheap, clothe, food, doctors, dentist, treats, holidays, bigger house, bigger car and thats just naming a few things. And pain free what are you a wimp? Millions of woman give birth many without any pain relief, my 1st time i had an injection it did help with the contraction pain made me puke loads but didn't stop the pain of actually pushing the baby out, and my 2nd i just used gas and air. If you really can't handle pain then u can have an epidural or a c-section.
As for it's language the baby will speak however you speak except if your adopting an older foreign child then they will speak the language of wherever they come from!!
Failing all of that adopt, foster, surrogacy or just don't have any!!!!
2006-10-30 20:38:25 · answer #1 · answered by louloubelle2006 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yet yet another occasion of why adolescents should not be having intercourse. the only subject you're able to do precise now's wait... the two look ahead to a neglected era, or wait a week and take an EPT (or bypass to the wellness care professional and have the attempt carried out)...and proceed taking your tablets. i'm particular you have been instructed to attend a month earlier having unprotected intercourse on the pill - there became a reason for that. as with all drugs, exceedingly those regarding hormones, adjustment time is distinctive in distinctive human beings. One individual could be secure interior a week of commencing the pill, a distinctive individual make take a month, the pill you're on and the dosage are factors too. i will in basic terms pray that this scares you adequate to no longer be so stupid lower back - on your sake and the sake of the detrimental unsuspecting new child you would be able to unwittingly carry into this worldwide, which you're thoroughly unprepared for. you would be able to desire to maintain those plans in ideas each and every time you think of roughly establishing those legs to enable your boyfriend in. Oh...and additionally you apart from mght would desire to do not forget the certainty that NO beginning administration is a hundred% effectual, it is why you're able to be making use of a condom no remember what, and in case you do not have the coronary heart to confirm your boyfriend wears a condom each and every time you have intercourse - you're able to no longer be having intercourse. No ifs, ands, or buts approximately it. interior the tip, in case you wind up getting pregnant, the only assure you have have been given is that it is going to be your burden to hold - there are no ensures he's going to stick around that can assist you with something.
2016-10-03 02:45:26 · answer #2 · answered by boland 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
babysit someones kids because there is know cheap painless way to have a baby I have good insurance plan so I dont have to pay to have a baby but you still have diapers and clothes doctors appointments etc to pay for
And no matter what labor is going to hurt there not going to let you get and epidural until you are 4 cm and if you get it early on there is a possbilitiy that the medicine will wear off
I dont think you have the proper view to have a child you sound young and this question is quite ridiculous
2006-10-30 06:27:52 · answer #3 · answered by Jaime T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do not have a baby , that will give you no expense at all , you should have no pain. and no baby, and if you can not communicate in the English Langage no one will be able to understand you in the English Language either. All negatives!! is that the right answer you are looking for?
2006-10-30 06:16:29 · answer #4 · answered by pooterilgatto 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
if u r looking for the cheapest and fastest and pain free way, maybe u shouldnt have any children at all. they are not cheap. u cannot make them grow faster or learn faster. they cause many pains. beginning from their teething years to their teenage years.
2006-10-30 06:12:58 · answer #5 · answered by Miki 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Adopt a 16 year old and send it straight out to work for a living.
2006-10-30 06:25:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
adoptin is the quickest,having none is the cheap and pain free way to go. i have three and would go through the pain and all again its such a beautiful feeling
2006-10-30 09:33:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
if you are not willing to go through pain for a child-then its not a good idea for you to have them!....
as for cheap - remember you have to provide for your child - this is very expensive for the next 18 years!......
and babies dont talk any language - you have to teach it english!
good luck and remember no pain - no gain!
2006-10-30 06:12:01 · answer #8 · answered by thundercatbabe 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What are you talking about!!! Cheapest? Pain free?!! What?!
2006-10-30 06:12:17 · answer #9 · answered by pinkytickle 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not tonight Josephine.
2006-10-30 06:15:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋