A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
2006-10-30 05:35:41 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Funny. How do I help you get points? Someone answer me in their answer please!
2006-10-30 05:38:48 · answer #1 · answered by me 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I like it, I am a 6 ft tall blonde
2006-10-30 06:40:14 · answer #2 · answered by brendagho 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this before. However, the dizzy blonde thing only applies to females.
2006-10-30 05:39:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love blond jokes, even though I am blond. However, to thegreatD I think his reply is sexist, because blond men can be just as "dizzy" as blond women". Still it is a good joke and made me smile - thanks.
2006-10-30 05:42:26 · answer #4 · answered by blondie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome!
2006-10-30 05:38:24 · answer #5 · answered by TOO HOT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT WAS THE JOKE ??????
Being a blond myself I just love blond jokes
2006-10-30 05:41:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you in basic terms made me peed my pants, that became an truly sturdy shaggy dogs tale, i visit attend to inform my acquaintances on the pub next Friday, something sturdy is that you'll say this shaggy dogs tale in English and Spanish without lacking something contained contained in the translation. thanks!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
2016-12-05 09:10:27 · answer #7 · answered by forester 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best one ive read today
2006-10-30 05:52:43 · answer #8 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is so tru but the question is r u blond
2006-10-30 05:38:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah !!! A good one !!! But You have not to
explain it to me twice ... I am blond... LOL !!!
2006-10-30 06:19:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me smile lol
2006-10-30 05:41:22 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋