A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," the man replies. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say. "Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."
2006-10-30 05:26:26 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Best joke Ive read all day. I love it
2006-10-30 06:41:28 · answer #1 · answered by brendagho 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OHH YEAHHH that's hilarrioussss !!! thankie thankie thankie ... for now i need a hankie to wipe the tears that are streaming down the cheeks! omg.. that's funny ... thanks again = )
2006-10-30 13:32:41 · answer #2 · answered by Jana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!
Love it!!
Thanks for the really good laugh.
2006-10-31 21:23:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha....
(Breath)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
That is too nasty but so very funny. Leave it to a man to fall for that one!
2006-10-30 13:32:32 · answer #4 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-30 13:41:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yummy
2006-10-30 13:36:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard that yrs ago
2006-10-30 14:13:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ew!!!!! hee hee lmao
2006-10-30 13:42:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww! XP
2006-10-30 13:30:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's gross but funny
2006-10-30 13:45:41 · answer #10 · answered by enigma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋