I am dressing up as a Gollywog in a nazi uniform, and want the most offensive jokes possible, please share?
2006-10-30 05:21:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why would anyone in their right mind want to wear nazi uniform?
2006-10-30 05:24:53 · answer #1 · answered by Luv Thy Neighbour! 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I am pretty sure that it is illegal to wear a Nazi uniform in public.It could cause such a lot of offence to certain people. I would check this out first if I was you.
2006-10-30 13:56:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sorry about this but you wanted offensive!
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?
Nice t i t s!
2006-10-30 15:02:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i hate to have any part in this but here goes this is for the one who called me del boy when i was in salou regardless of the fact he was selling things in the street.
what do you say when youre watching tv in a dark room and i starts to move?
drop it ******!
2006-10-30 14:11:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since you'll be weraing a Nazi costume, try these:
Q. What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A. Pizza's don't scream when you put them in the oven.
Q. How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Beetle?
A. 3 in the backseat, 1 in each front seat, and 6,000,000 in the ashtray.
A jew walks up to his rabbi, and asks for $50.
The rabbi says "$50!! What do you need $40 for?!?!?!?! How do you expect me to come up with $30?!?!?!?!
2006-10-30 13:30:38 · answer #5 · answered by pacerslover31 3 · 2⤊ 7⤋
A KKK member holding a burnt cross and a hangmans noose?
I think that is an automatic a** whippin for someone walkin down the street in that!!!!
2006-10-30 13:25:23 · answer #6 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 7⤋
offensive jokes are offensive
2006-10-30 13:38:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
whats the difference between a fridge and a fanny?
a fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
2006-10-30 13:23:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 4⤋
you said offensive ok
Q what did the deaf,dumb and blind kid get for christmas??
A cancer
2006-10-30 13:26:45 · answer #9 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 9⤋