A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick! Give me 20 shots of your best Scotch!"
So the bartender lines up 20 shots of his best Scotch and watches this guy down one after the other.
"Man," the bartender says, "I've never seen anyone drink shots that fast!"
"You'd drink them that fast too if you have what I have," the guy says.
"Oh my God," says the bartender, "what do you have?"
"50 cents."
2006-10-30 05:16:00 · 23 answers · asked by Coyote 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Look up, I'm just about to drop an anvil on your head.
2006-10-30 05:30:45 · answer #1 · answered by Silkie1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good a bit like the one where the man walks in the bar and asks for 10 whiskeys, the bartender asks him if he is celebrating?
yep says the man, just had my first b l o w job . wow congratulations say the bartender. have one on the house, no thanks says the man if 10 doesnt get rid of the taste nothing will
2006-10-30 13:44:33 · answer #2 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the old ones are the best
2006-10-30 13:52:10 · answer #3 · answered by pegs_down 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats kinda corny
2006-10-30 13:18:04 · answer #4 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but goodie
2006-10-30 13:25:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the smile!
2006-10-30 13:18:43 · answer #6 · answered by mad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
boy that dude better run
2006-10-30 18:44:44 · answer #7 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-30 14:57:45 · answer #8 · answered by God Is Love 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-30 13:42:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. if i could run a little faster, i'd try it.
2006-10-30 13:25:46 · answer #10 · answered by Jenna 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋