thought this was cute
Divorce at 65 MPH
>> A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady
>>forty miles
>> Per hour.
>> The wife is behind the wheel.
>> Her husband, a divorce lawyer, suddenly looks across at her
>>and speaks
>> in a clear voice, "Darling," he says. "I know we've been
>>married for twenty
>> years, but I want a divorce."
>> The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but
>>slowly
>> increases her speed to 45 mph.
>> "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it", he says,
>>"because
>> I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's
>>a far
>> better lover than you are."
>> Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel
>>more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.
>> The husband confidently says, "I want the house." The wife
>>knows he has the skill to get the upper hand in a divorce
>>proceeding.
>> Up to 60.
>> "I want the car, too," he continues.
>> 65 mph.
>> "And," he says, "I want the bank accounts, all the credit
>>cards and the boat."
>> The car veers towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes
>>the husband nervous, so he asks her: "Is there anything you want?"
>> The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice.
>>"No, I've Got everything I need." she says.
>> "Oh, really?" he says with derision. "So what have you got?"
>> Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife
>>turns to him and smiles.
>> "The airbag."
2006-10-30 05:08:52 · 15 answers · asked by BoTToms UP 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha.
2006-10-30 05:13:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wish I had thought of doing that to my ex. He would be in a better place now and so would I cause I would still have our house.
2006-10-30 06:46:03 · answer #2 · answered by brendagho 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only 65 Miles Per Hour...what ....did she want to stay legal...good one. funny..funny...
2006-10-30 12:01:04 · answer #3 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL hilarious love it :P ROCK ON GIRL !!!! *to the wife* lol lmao
xxx RuThiE xxx
2006-10-30 05:36:53 · answer #4 · answered by Nirvana FREAK! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooooooooooohhhhhhh.... Man. That b***h is hard!!!! I couldn't bring myself to run into a wall!!!!
2006-10-30 05:28:48 · answer #5 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-30 05:43:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really like the wife! damn.. that's a good one!
2006-10-30 05:15:00 · answer #7 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, good stuff, i was looking for a way to bring up divorce to my husband. i'll just have him read this. thanks.
2006-10-30 05:28:32 · answer #8 · answered by Jenna 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever & funny
2006-10-30 05:29:46 · answer #9 · answered by KK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent. i love that one
2006-10-30 05:19:34 · answer #10 · answered by Axel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋