Also your so poor that...so stupid that......but mainly mama jokes!
2006-10-30 05:07:38 · 28 answers · asked by Coyote 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here's a few for you ;)
You mama's so stupid; a cup hit her and told the police she got mugged.
Yo Mamma sooo stupid, we were in the car and I said, "we need more gas" so she farted.
Yo momma is so stupid she went to sleep with a ruler to see how long she slept
Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips.
Your mother's so fat; her clothes have stretch marks.
Your momma is so fat not even God can lift her spirit.
Your Momma is so fat, when she went to a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Your Mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles cars slow down
Your Mamma is so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
Yo momma is so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
yo momma is so musky that she made rightguard turn left.
Yo Momma’s armpits are so hairy; it looks like she got King Kong in a headlock!
Yo momma so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma so nasty she bent over and gave our loaf o'bread a yeast infection.
Yo momma so stupid when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
Yo momma so stupid she peels M&M's to make chocolate chip cookies.
Yo mama is so dumb when someone told her Christmas was around the corner, she went around the corner and looked!
yo mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless telephone.
You momma is so stupid she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.
Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mamma so fat when she put on an x-files t-shirt a helicopter landed on her
Enjoy lol
2006-10-30 05:24:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2017-01-21 13:16:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
2006-10-30 05:16:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your Mama So Fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'
folk exercise by jogging around her!
she could be the eighth continent.
she nearly put Safeway out of business
she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen
Yo Moma So Poor
they put her photo on food stamps.
when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal my wallet
she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.
each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers
2006-10-30 05:17:03 · answer #4 · answered by Tracy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mums So Fat Jokes
2016-12-17 04:11:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-04-27 18:36:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama is so fat that when I've finished f u c k i n g her I have to roll over twice to get off.
You mama's so fat that when i try to f u c k her I burn my a s s on the lightbulb
2006-10-30 05:10:46 · answer #7 · answered by J Tourettes 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
your momma is so fat.....
she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
she sat on a rainblow and skittles popped out.
she got in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rose.
a picture of her fell off the wall!
even her shadow has stretch marks!
your momma is so stupid......
she thought meow mix was a record for cats.
she took lessons for a player piano.
when I told her to "Take the trash out," she moved!
you can tell when she's used the computer because there's White Out all over the screen!
2006-10-30 05:10:30 · answer #8 · answered by NONAME 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the only one I know is:
your mama is so thin that she has to run in the shower to get wet!
hahaha sorry i was told that like 2 years ago and I still remember!
2006-10-30 05:10:40 · answer #9 · answered by don't stop the music ♪ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama is so fat,when she jumped in the pool,it splashed into space
2006-10-30 08:56:49 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Hello Kittly Lover ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋