what a wake up i love the girl of my dreams too
2006-10-30 05:08:53
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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My old teacher told me this, and it does happen if you think about it !!
Ok life is like a rolacoaster ( a loop de loop one ) one minute you might be in good form, lookin forward to tomorrow, high on life, the next you couldnt be feeling and more down.
Listen, everyone is like this, its a fact of life, but things WILL get better.
Here is some jokes to cheer you up !!
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"
Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"
The Doctor nods, "Hmm."
Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,
He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.
The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"
"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened.
"I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk, "Just a few hours ago I sold my wife to someone for a bottle of Southern Comfort."
"That is awful," said the other guy, "And now that she is gone you want her back right?"
"Right!" said the drunk, still crying.
"You're sorry you sold her because you realised, too late, that you still loved her,right?"
"Oh, No," said the drunk. I want her back because I'm thirsty again!"
2006-10-30 13:25:19
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answered by Pretty-princess 2
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it's good if you believe that everythng happens for a reason. i think that the reason your life is so stressful right now is because your being tested and if you pass the test god will give you bigger and better things in life just hold on and everything will be just fine and if you don't go to church or atleast mpray i think that you should start.
2006-10-30 13:10:07
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answered by dnelly 1
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I'm going through a simuliar situation. All I can say is, yes it's hard getting back to routine but you just have to cry at night and keep your head up during the day and go on. My pain is starting to subside now and I'm slowly getting back to my old self but it just takes time.
2006-10-30 13:14:52
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answered by Tee 3
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Life is just a challenge we need to overcome, put some courage on your behalf and try the test. Choose another girl to start with.
you are in the track of life which is called "SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST"
2006-10-30 13:14:51
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answered by BABY BOY 1
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when these things happen all you can do is think that there will be a day and time that things wont be so hard. and things will turn around for you, things happen for a reason its hard to see that when your hurting but maybe down the road sometime something worse couldve happened and you were being saved from that pain.things will get better with time.
2006-10-30 13:12:04
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answered by le_le_06 2
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Without ups and downs in life we wouldn't have any fun. Just like you are having this dwon time you will hae other fun times. That just the way it goes. It'll get better, trust.
2006-10-30 13:11:42
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answered by From the "ATL"! 2
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Spirita explains your dreams
Visit http://spirita.blogspot.com/ and post your question as a comment. You'll get your free dream interpretation (as a comment, too) shortly
2006-10-30 15:01:03
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answered by Spirita 5
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if there is +ve there is -ve
if there is acid there is base
if there is life there is death
If you hav been gifted life of Human, then you should +vely correspond to this situation.
As God is there, to balance sadness with JOY.
sanchitmittal2005@yahoo.com
sanchitisonline@gmail.com
2006-10-30 13:24:33
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answered by Sanchit Mittal 2
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life is difficult because it's one big test. the weak ones drown and the stronger ones swim.
2006-10-30 13:08:19
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answered by livingthelie 2
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