A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.
When He finally appeared at home, Sunday Night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
To which he replied. "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
2006-10-30 04:53:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha good one. didnt get it at first but now i do. thanks for the points.
2006-10-30 05:50:02 · answer #1 · answered by hoopstar26301 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The wreck up letter, God's e mail and definition of spouse and mom have been in simple terms too stable. the following day morning the 1st concern i could be doing ofcourse after brushing my enamel could be telling them to my acquaintances! You deserve quite some stars! ok my character map isnt allowing me to repeat stars, so please alter with those hearts! ??????????????????????????????????????... LOL God is conscious what number thumbs down i gets for this one! besides, Cheers! :) Rudra
2016-10-21 00:12:07 · answer #2 · answered by lindgren 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol O M G
That was a good one
2006-10-30 04:59:37 · answer #3 · answered by Osunwole Adeoyin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-30 04:55:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW!... never expected that!.. hilarious!..
2006-10-30 05:02:33 · answer #5 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. :)
2006-10-30 05:02:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats real cute. made me laugh!can not wait to tell someone. thanks
2006-10-30 04:55:49 · answer #7 · answered by wisdom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad!!
2006-10-30 05:05:01 · answer #8 · answered by lil.princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋