On a shopping trip to the city a backwoods farmer bought a 24-piece jigsaw puzzle. He worked on it every night for two weeks. Finally, the puzzle was finished.
"Look what I've don, Jess," he said proudly to a visiting neighbor.
"That's surely somethin', Willard. How long did it take you?"
"Only two weeks."
"Never done a puzzle myself," Jess said. "Is two weeks fast?"
"Darn tootin'," Willard said. "Look at the box. It says, from two to four years."
2006-10-30 04:53:02 · 10 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA. that was really cute! loved it!!!
i guess you could have said BLONDES instead of TEXANS!!
2006-10-30 06:26:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you must be thinking of someone from the Mountains of West Virginia or possibly Arkansas.
God could not give Texans brains so he gave us Bravo Sierra and money. Viva le Mullah
2006-10-30 12:59:32 · answer #2 · answered by barrettins 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
it didnt say anything in the joke about it being a Texan....i think you're really that stupid
2006-10-30 12:56:05 · answer #3 · answered by *KiM* 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Haha, the joke was awesome.....but no, we arent that stupid...only the elected officials.
2006-10-30 12:55:51 · answer #4 · answered by Rae 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
MUST BE A BLOND
AND IM FROM TX BUT IM JUST CRAZY NOT STUPID
2006-10-30 13:21:36 · answer #5 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-30 12:55:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, funny. That'll teach those bastards to go whupping my Huskers. lol.
2006-10-30 12:55:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
cute joke.
2006-10-30 12:58:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if Texas is that dumb how dumb is Nebraska for gettin whomped by us....
2006-10-30 13:19:59 · answer #9 · answered by His 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
oh my hell ... that's too cute
2006-10-30 13:33:57 · answer #10 · answered by Jana 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋