A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asked.
The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."
At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked, "Are we over the border yet?"
2006-10-30 04:48:25 · 25 answers · asked by netwalker01 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
... but will he still get the prize money for wearing safty belt??!!!
2006-10-30 04:56:19 · answer #1 · answered by Luv Thy Neighbour! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2006-11-03 04:30:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When`s the book coming out?
2006-10-30 04:52:12 · answer #3 · answered by edison 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAR HAR< to the guy who said, when is he getting his lisence... i laughed a bit check my questions for 20 good jokes. i laughed at moire than ten! lol
2006-10-30 04:58:49 · answer #4 · answered by theskyisthelimit02 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Needs a much better punchline.
2006-10-30 04:52:46 · answer #5 · answered by J Tourettes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gold Star for you!
2006-10-30 04:52:17 · answer #6 · answered by Coyote 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats really funny.
2006-10-30 04:51:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao pure gold 11.554/10
2006-10-30 04:59:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was laughing the whole way through.
2006-10-30 05:00:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep not bad
2006-10-30 04:52:06 · answer #10 · answered by bty937915 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋