Wait!!! Don't get rid of them both. You'll have to train two b!tches all over again. Tell the wife it was a one time aberration. It will never happen again. Couple of nights of great sex and she's happy again. Tell the g/f that your leaving your wife for her,just as soon as she gets over the "emotional trauma" of seeing you with another woman. She'll buy it too. Chicks are soo stupid. It'll work,guaranteed or your money back.
2006-10-30 17:37:22
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answered by ... 6
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You should get you a*s*s kicked. you got caught, you need to lie in the bed you made. I know you didnt think they were gonna be all peachy keen about the situation did ya? You're a dog and now you gotta get the newspaper. You need to make a choice, and if you neither of them dont take you back, you need to sit and think about what really happen, what you need to do for the future, how they felt about it, and how can you change your ways. If you think you are right for ever doing this to these women, you need the biggest a*s*s whipping ever foreal foreal. You are so lucky those b*i*t*c*h*e*s werent me, because I would've cut ya stuff off, and made sure you werent able to have sex again. You are a pathetic boy. You notice I called you boy, because a man would never do that to the woman he loved.
2006-10-30 12:28:53
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answered by yagurlbubblez 3
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Lay low, let the swelling in your head go down, any guy with a wife and gf is not that great. Maybe you need therapy to figure out why you need 2 women at the same time. Has to be hard looking over your shoulder all the time wondering when the other one is going to catch you.
2006-10-30 12:27:39
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answered by kathy p 3
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The way you mention about getting a new wife AND a new girlfriend....reminds me of a new cat or something.
I don't think you CAN smooth things over with them. Cheating on them was really rotten. They are PEOPLE with FEELINGS. They are not pets! You need therapy. I hope these ladies don't give you a second chance. It sounds like you really lack empathy. I think you need some psychological help.
2006-10-30 12:32:29
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answered by sweeta : 5
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I think you should break up with the girlfriend, and ask your wife what she wants. if she wants a divorce, give it to her, and give her anything she asks for in the divorce... then stay single untill you can figure out how to treat a woman... if you have to be in a relationship, and still havn't figureed out how to treat a woman, then get in a relationship with a man... try to find one as immature as you too... though don't go after anyone less then 18 (that's illegal), even though your maturaty is about that of a 12 year old...
2006-10-30 12:28:10
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answered by Junior1544 6
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Oh ya sure have your cake and eat it to...... I guess it is just wrong for the woman in your life to think THEY ARE the only one for you. Sheesh grow up dude your married you don't get a girlfriend better yet they need to both get rid of you and you should be alone.
2006-10-30 12:28:02
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answered by vernitta16 2
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If I were you I would just cut your dikc off and spare everyone. You are soooo lame. You are probably full of shyt too. But, you may wanna go see a dr to make sure you don't have little red bumps where your bathing suit covers.
2006-10-30 12:26:57
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answered by kimmypoo 4
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...now for whatever reason they're both mad at me."
Are you kidding me, you got caught cheating on your wife and you wonder why they are both mad at you.
2006-10-30 12:28:48
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answered by Harley 2
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listen to what you just wrote you are married but commiting adultrey that is drama for yah mama dude and you are straight trippin!! you need to fix things with yah wife and keep that girl friend out yah life if you love her !!
2006-10-30 12:26:49
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answered by Tabby 2
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Firgure out your direction in life, you can't continue to live like this, not only are you hurting yourself you are hurting others too. Think about that!
2006-10-30 12:27:37
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answered by poppyspock 1
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