a blonde woman gets a job on a building site. on the first day the foreman tells her to go and get a wheelbarrow, 10 minutes later she returns with a wheelbarrow inside another wheelbarrow, the foreman looks confused and says to her " i told you to only get one" when she replied " you didnt think i was going to carry it did you ?"
2006-10-30 04:16:42 · 20 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol.
A blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor she's broken every
single bone in her body. "That's impossible!" says the doctor.
The blonde says, "No, it's really true. Look!" She then touches her leg with
her index finger and screams "Ouch!" Then she touches her arm and yells
"Eeeeoooow!" Finally she touches her ribs and can barely maintain her
composure as the tears start to roll down her face. She says, "See, I told
you I broke every bone in my body."
The doctor rubs his chin, then conducts a thorough examination. "Well, miss,"
he tells her, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is,
you haven't broken every bone in your body. The bad news is, you've broken
your finger."
A blonde wanting to earn some money decided to hire herself out as a handyman- type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch, how much will you charge?" he replied. The blonde said "How about $50.00 ?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladder were in the garage. The man's wife inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes, the blond answered and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats". Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.00 "and the blond added"by the way that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari".
2006-10-30 04:25:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yesss funny
2006-10-30 04:23:35 · answer #2 · answered by KK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
euuuuhhh no...
I didn t laugh
any way don t tell the joke to a blond
2006-10-30 04:19:53 · answer #3 · answered by KT 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
any idea why it's called a blonde joke? just curious!
2006-10-30 04:33:36 · answer #4 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,very funny indeed,blonde jokes are just so funny
2006-10-30 06:01:23 · answer #5 · answered by pegs_down 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, sorry - spoils the moment
2006-10-30 04:19:22 · answer #6 · answered by the_real_yoda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yeah kind of lol
2006-10-30 04:18:23 · answer #7 · answered by kittylover 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...8/10
2006-10-30 04:25:28 · answer #8 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep gooooooooooooood joke!
2006-10-30 04:23:59 · answer #9 · answered by sassy! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No bad for a pommie
2006-10-30 04:44:24 · answer #10 · answered by Alf Garnett 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋