one day a boy was writting something on a dog.his father came there.
father:what ru writting on a dog.
boy:my mam told me to write an essay on dog.
2006-10-30 04:15:16 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny
2006-10-30 14:57:36 · answer #1 · answered by arpita 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He He He He!
Read these!
1. What is the height of stupidity?
Ans. Two Sardars sitting on a motorcycle fighting for the window seat!
2. What is the height of honesty?
Ans. A pregnant Sardarni travelling by bus asking for a one and a half ticket!
No disrespect meant to the Sikh Community.
2006-10-30 04:23:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
good one........hahahaha
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning. He is told he has to get rid of one employee in his department by the next Monday. "Downsizing."
He's really upset. Everyone in his department does a good job and it doesn't seem fair. So for the next 2 days he racks his brain trying to figure out who to fire. On Tuesday afternoon he sees Jack and Jill standing at the water cooler. He says to himself, "Okay it's going to be one of them."
He spends the next few days scrutinizing what each of them does. Everything is equal. Productivity. Time off. Reports. Everything. He's in a quandary. It's Friday afternoon and he knows his going to have to think about this all weekend. Everyone has left the office except Jack and Jill, who are getting ready to leave. She comes over to say goodbye.
"Have a good weekend boss. Hey you don't look so good. Is everything okay?"
He looks at her and says "To be honest, I'm having a tough time here. I can't decide if I should lay you or Jack off."
And she looks at him and says "Well I have to catch a bus, so I suggest you jack off.
2006-10-31 18:11:58 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha
There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!;
2006-10-30 23:03:11 · answer #4 · answered by s.p. 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Teacher asked Kushal pointing to a Map- Where is America?
Kushal : here
Teacher: Now can any one tell who discovered America?
Whole Class : Kushallllllll
2006-10-30 06:05:16 · answer #5 · answered by SD 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a picture gallary, there was a beautiful frame on the wall, with no picture/ drawing but formatted border.
The visitor- What is the speciallity of this frame?
Artist - there is a cow and the green grass in this picture.
Visitor - but where is the grass?
Artist - The cow has eaten the grass.
Visitir - But where is the cow?
Artist - After eating the grass, the cow has gone away.
II
People oftenly talk that the sadarjis don't have 'commen sense'.
Therefore, all sadarjis gathered at one place to discuss and to find the solution of this problem. It was decided that one person to be sent to some where to acquire 'commen sense'. and teach everybody.
One sardarji was deputed, to go to England accordingly.
After reaching in England , He was looking on every sign-board, in search of such Institute, while travellin in taxi.
The english taxi driver got fed up of driving till evening, so he asked to sardarji, his destination.
Sardarji told him , his problem to learn 'commen sense'.
So the british driver gave affirmation to teach him 'commen sense' and took him to his residence.
At his home, the driver told him, : "Listen this is my home, and she is my wife, now tell me who is the father of my child".
The sardarji got difficult to answer him.
Driver - Simple, I am the father. And this is only the commen sense, you wanted to learn.
Sadarji got very very happy and returned to India by next flight.
In India, the huge crowed of sardarjis received him and were very anxious to learn 'commen sense'
The foreighn returned sardarji started to teach them.
"Assume that this is my home, here is my wife, now tell me Who is the father of my child"
Every body got confused and could not reply.
There the wise sardarji only replied that " Listen carefully, it is so simple, THE FATHER OF MY CHILD IS THAT BRITISHER, WHO TOUGHT ME THE COMMEN-SENSE, UNDER STOOD," Every body nodded their heads in satisfied affirmation. And became happy of having learned the COMMEN- SENSE.
2006-10-30 18:25:10 · answer #6 · answered by kingofuniverse 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank goodness the teacher didnot ask him to write on the President.
2006-10-30 18:56:54 · answer #7 · answered by me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
teacher to the new boy - hari study well & be an outstanding student. hari - no, ma;m my father will get wild if i stand out of the class room. so, i want to be an insitting student.
2006-10-31 00:32:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a newly recruited bus conductor punching a ticket for himself
to be more honest during his travel in the first assignment
2006-10-30 11:52:37 · answer #9 · answered by R Purushotham Rao 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he
A sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"
2006-10-30 22:12:59 · answer #10 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you write on a dog? lol
2006-10-30 23:57:35 · answer #11 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋