A blonde is driving along the road in her brand new ferrari sports car. She pulls out on a lorry driver who is less than impressed and makes her pull over. He draws a circle on the ground and tells her not to step out of it. he then proceeds to destroy her car. He rips out the seats and dents the bonet. There is a little smileon her face. He then kicks the windscreen through and rips off the wheels. The blonde is smiling still. Then he takes a baseball bat and goes crazy, the car is completely destroyed by now. He turns and the blonde is laughing. He says " How can you be laughing i desicated your ferrari!!"
The blonde replies " because every time you turned your back i stepped out of the circle!"
2006-10-30 03:41:00 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one
I pity the car- it fell in wrong hands n thus was destined for some unexpected end!
2006-10-30 03:44:38 · answer #1 · answered by Amrita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
V v funny always on the look out for good blonde jokes being one myself got any more ? ;-)
2006-10-30 11:44:42 · answer #2 · answered by blon_dee1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats good!! think i'd be pretty pissed off about the car though!!
2006-10-30 11:58:53 · answer #3 · answered by ligsy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. That tickled me
2006-10-30 11:47:11 · answer #4 · answered by Sparky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny jokes it is
2006-10-30 11:52:16 · answer #5 · answered by Kingdon 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao oh wow i have never heard that before
2006-10-30 11:46:16 · answer #6 · answered by Ky_bello 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2006-10-30 11:44:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very good ha ha
2006-10-30 11:50:37 · answer #8 · answered by pat e 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-10-30 12:20:25 · answer #9 · answered by hotvix1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah
2006-10-30 11:46:08 · answer #10 · answered by emmac 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋