T
is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured you with the truth. She also tortured you with lies.
U
is for Understatement. Saying you hate that ***** is an understatement.
V
is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason you were dating her in the first place.
W
stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.
X
is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.
Y
stands for You suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.
Z
stands for ZIPPER. This is what you got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!"
.
stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to you about taking what P stands for. It also means you won't get any for a week.
2006-10-30 03:39:21 · 7 answers · asked by kingkong9274 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hilarious!
looking forward for the other alphabets...
2006-10-30 04:12:49 · answer #1 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-30 11:42:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tehe tehe that 's funny!
2006-10-30 11:41:18 · answer #3 · answered by apost 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol those are AMAZING I think I was my fav.! lol
2006-10-30 11:43:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it!!!! very good indeed!!!!
2006-10-30 12:07:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
. . .
2006-10-30 11:41:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
o.k.
2006-10-30 11:41:27 · answer #7 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋