A policeman came upon a stupid man peeing in the river.
"Stop that immediately!" he shouted, "And put it away."
So the stupid man did as he was told, but he couldn't stop himself from doubling up with laughter.
"OK, what's so funny?" demanded the policeman.
"I really fooled you this time laughted Paddy. "I may have put it away, but I didn't stop." :)
2006-10-30 03:03:10 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Note to 'Noel Edmonds' - what side of the bed did you get out of this morning? You're a real bundle of joy - why bother replying as*h**e!
2006-10-30 03:29:51 · update #1
A motorist is stopped for going through a red light and is asked to take a breathalyser test.
"I can't blow." said the man." I suffer from asthma." and he shows the policeman his asthmatics card.
"Ok,then we'll have to take you down to the police station for a blood test."
"I can't. I'm a haemophiliac" and he produces a doctor's card.
"In that case, it'll have to be a urine test."
Once again,the man produces a card from his wallet.This time it's a Manchester City Supporters Club membership card and as he shows it to the policeman he says."Please don't take the piss."
2006-10-30 06:57:34 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's funny but sad for the stupid man who tried to fool the police officer and by doing so got his pants all wet.
2006-10-30 03:38:52 · answer #2 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-16 13:20:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is possibly the worst joke I have ever heard.
Riots would start if you shouted it from the roof tops.
Get some new material, your old stuff stinks...
2006-10-30 03:06:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
LOL....other jokes like this and you are gonna be a real comedian! man that was a laugh!!!..lol thanks a lot for the joke..keep it up!
2006-10-30 03:06:19 · answer #5 · answered by KK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh cool
2006-10-30 03:08:19 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so funny I pissed my pants.
2006-10-30 03:30:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, it was really funny. Plz don't stop !
2006-10-30 03:05:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2006-10-30 03:04:57 · answer #9 · answered by emmac 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuk, that's disgusting, but i have heard better
2006-10-30 03:08:28 · answer #10 · answered by amethyst2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋